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Post by Libra on Jan 2, 2003 0:19:23 GMT -5
*walks in* Hey, wait, I'm an athiest... ah hell, nevermind. Who's preaching today?
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Post by CygnusMkII on Jan 2, 2003 0:51:00 GMT -5
Sure Crazy!
*points to Libra*
Blasphemey!
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Post by Crazy 8 on Jan 2, 2003 0:58:47 GMT -5
*he comes in with a book of songs* Here we have it.
Turn in your song book to song #368. Rock of Ages.
Me~singing to the church~:Rock of Ages.....Rock of Ages......Still rollin'......Still rollin'.....
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Post by Libra on Jan 2, 2003 1:01:41 GMT -5
blasawhata?
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Post by CygnusMkII on Jan 2, 2003 1:47:28 GMT -5
*gives a thumbs up to Crazy*
Blasphemey. It's like the mocking of religion.
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Post by Libra on Jan 2, 2003 10:53:39 GMT -5
oh, okay! ;D
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Post by Angel Aries on Jan 2, 2003 14:43:44 GMT -5
*stands up at the pulpit.*
Unplanned scripture reading!!
*opens the Good Book.*
Armaments, Chapter 2, Verses 9 to 21...
*reads.*
And Saint Antcelot raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this, thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutangs and fruit bats and...
*skips a bit.*
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First, shalt thou take the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. First the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being not in My sight, shall snuffeth.'
*closes the book.*
Amen.
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Post by neoviper7 on Jan 2, 2003 14:47:05 GMT -5
*falls off the balcony laughing really hard at aries reading*
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Post by Crazy 8 on Jan 2, 2003 14:48:22 GMT -5
ROFL, good one Aries. You stole that from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. ;D
*and after that there is to be a song*
turn to song #754
Me~singing~:Video Killed the Radio Star!....Video Killed the Radio Star!...
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Post by NeoEllis on Jan 2, 2003 14:48:51 GMT -5
Hehehe, I love that movie!
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Post by Angel Aries on Jan 2, 2003 14:54:53 GMT -5
Aries can quote that movie by heart.
*grins.*
Look, in order to maintain airspeed velocity, a swallow must beat its wings 33 times every second, right? PLEASE!! Am I right? I'm not interested! It could be carried by an African swallow! Oh, yeah, an African swallow, maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point! Oh, yeah, I agree with that. WILL YOU ASK YOUR MASTER IF HE WOULD LIKE TO JOIN MY COURT AT CAMELOT?!!! ...But, then again, African swallows are non-migratory. Oh, yeah. So it really couldn't carry a coconut back anyway. Wait a minute! Supposing TWO swallows carried it together?! Naw, they'd have to have a bit of a line. No, simple! They just use a strand of tree bark! What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers? Well, why not?
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Post by NeoEllis on Jan 2, 2003 14:58:33 GMT -5
*tears are shead by Ellis*
Ah, so sad, I've only seen that movie......once!
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Post by Crazy 8 on Jan 2, 2003 14:59:02 GMT -5
Oh yeah Aries?
*he grins also*
"Non shall pass!"
"What?"
"Non shall pass!"
"I have no quirel with you sir knight but i must cross this bridge!"
"Then, you shall die."
"I command you, as King of the Britians, to stand aside."
"I move, for no man."
"So be it."*takes out sword*
~epic battle scene with the black knight's arm gets chopped off~
"Aha! Stand aside worthy admiracy."
"Tiss but a scratch!"
"A scratch? Your arms off."
"No it isn't."
"Then what's that?"
"I've had worse."
"You lie."
"Come on you pansy."
~epic battle scene, other arm is chopped off, King Arthur prays but gets kicked in the head~
"WHat?"
"Come on, have it you!"
"Your a good sir knight but the fight is mine."
"Ooo, had enough, eh?
"Look you stupid bastard you have no arms left."
"Yes i have."
"Then what's that?!"
"Just a flesh wound."
"Look i'll have your leg."
"Chicken!"
~chops leg off~
"Right, i'll do you for that."
"You'll what?!"
"Come here!"
"What'd you gonna do? Bleed on me?"
"I'm invincible!"
"You're a looney."
"The black knight always triumphs, have it you! Come on then."
~chops leg off~
"All right, we'll call it a draw. Come Patsy!"
"Oh i see, running away, eh? Come back and fight for Acomeda(not sure if that's the right word). I'll bite your legs off!"
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Post by Angel Aries on Jan 2, 2003 15:02:17 GMT -5
Come and take what's coming to you.
*shakes his head.* That was so full of holes, Graham Chapman's likely turning over in his...um...urn...
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Post by Crazy 8 on Jan 2, 2003 15:11:24 GMT -5
Come and take what's coming to you. *shakes his head.* That was so full of holes, Graham Chapman's likely turning over in his...um...urn... Really? Oh and by the way, it's 43 times per second.
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