evilmac
GM III
The guy in the background, listening, learning...
Posts: 512
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Post by evilmac on Jan 20, 2003 10:05:39 GMT -5
No...Thanks...But, I have a question*is cleaning the steps, like a good newbie*When do I stop being a newbie?
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Post by Angel Aries on Jan 20, 2003 17:46:33 GMT -5
Nevaaaaaaaaah!!!
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Post by FlameChampion on Jan 20, 2003 18:09:43 GMT -5
*man busts into church holding paper and hammer, he is also breathing heavily*
You...pagans!
Altrboy1: Who are you?!
Me: Me? why I'm Martin Lu...(dont want all the major heretical churches hating me..) Lartin Muther (hehehe..suckers).....
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Post by Angel Aries on Jan 20, 2003 18:48:45 GMT -5
*Cardinal Aries also punts Lartin Muther down six miles' worth of stairs.*
Protestant!
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Post by Libra on Jan 20, 2003 23:50:16 GMT -5
Ok, I guess I'll give the next sermon, when I am awake enough to make no sense.
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Feb 4, 2003 22:02:09 GMT -5
*Bursts in through the doors and runs down the aisle between the pews*
I OBJECT!
*MH stops in front of the alter and looks around*
Hmmmm.....It seems I went to the wrong place. Oh well!
*Sits down in a pew and flips through a Gundam tech manual*
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Post by Libra on Feb 4, 2003 23:56:56 GMT -5
*ahem*
Yes, the WONDERFUL ALL IS GREAT MS sermon is to begin shortly!
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Feb 5, 2003 21:41:48 GMT -5
*Opens manual to Kaempher 6:8*
"And lo, behold the chain mine and its fearsome wrath! Behold it wrap about thine enemy, the Gundam. Then thout shall watcheth thine enemy shrug off thine mine and cause thee to snuff it."
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Post by Libra on Feb 7, 2003 15:06:43 GMT -5
NO! MY SERMON, EVIL FOLLOWER OF SAY-TAN!
*clears throat*
Today, we shall cover the sins of war, and how true war can be fought with not one fighting force being truly "evil"... Please open to Wing, section 2:03- And He said, without hesitation, "the only way to live a good life is to act on your emotions". With those words, he opened up enlightenment to one of his fellow fighters, only for them to forget it when he goes into space and gets amnesia! How unfortunate! So those words were lost in history, only to be resaid to Wufei.
*a cough is heard in the background*
Alright, um, when you feel you have a just cause, you are the good guy. Hitler had no just cause, he was a stupid Nazi loser. So he can't be used as an example. But you guys understand, right? Of course, because I just confused the hell out of all of you. Now, follow me in prayer:
"May whatever force guides me throughout life day after day help me thwart thy evil minions with thy mobile suit. If Thy does not give me the force to thwart thee, then I shall take the force that was not given to me and use it anyway!"
Ok, who's next?
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evilmac
GM III
The guy in the background, listening, learning...
Posts: 512
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Post by evilmac on Feb 7, 2003 16:56:33 GMT -5
*blink*Boo! That sucked! MH was better, bring him back! Gouf:16 Forever! Yeah! ;D
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Post by Angel Aries on Feb 7, 2003 17:05:46 GMT -5
*Cardinal Aries grins and mounts the dias.*
And, if you would open your books to Stardust, Chapter One.
"And the pilots spake, saying that they had becometh tired of piloting Zakus, and that they should liketh to pilot the new Gundams. And the Blond One, Nina, then spoketh, telling the pilots that the Gundams had to be pushed to their maximums as decreed by the Lord Anaheim, and that Zaku pilots would be just too scummy for the job. And then the Whiny One, otherwise known as Kou Uraki, asked if the Physalis Gundam couldeth mount a tactical nuke, which were banned by the Antartic Treaty that is appended at the front of this book. And then the Giant One told the Whiny One that he must have beeneth pretty sharpeth to figure that out, and the Blond One wondered out loud how sharp of a test pilot he is."
*closes the book.*
Let us pray: "Oh, Lord, make us unto thine service that we mayst pilot sweet machines like Physalis and Zephyranthes, hold us closeth to thee that we may find hot women somewhat different frometh the Blond One, and temper us in thy wisdom that we may become very different from the Whiny One. In the name of the Gundam, and the Guntank, and the Guncannon, Amen."
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Post by Ryo on Feb 8, 2003 9:18:09 GMT -5
....
Someone explain the purpose of the exsistance of this Church.
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Post by Libra on Feb 9, 2003 13:26:20 GMT -5
.... Someone explain the purpose of the exsistance of this Church. Well, the way I figure, religious wars are fought everywhere. If we make our own church, then we could prevent any types of wars due to a difference in religion. |
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Post by Ryo on Feb 9, 2003 13:45:35 GMT -5
That won't stop the internal wars.
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Post by Libra on Feb 9, 2003 14:25:21 GMT -5
*sighs*
Well, you got a point there. This brings some of us together though.
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