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Post by CygnusMkII on Jun 25, 2003 15:30:47 GMT -5
Let's all party for Master Aries! Dread Pirate Aries! Aries the Stampede! Nursemaid Aries! And last but not least... Dark Aries!
*unveils an entire buffet table with hundreds of bottles of scotch from around the world*
*the Libery Bell March (Monty Python's opening theme, yo) blares from the First Church of Haro*
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Post by AiNoShini on Jun 25, 2003 15:33:56 GMT -5
ROCK ON.
*starts a mosh pit at the church*
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Post by NeoEllis on Jun 25, 2003 15:35:06 GMT -5
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Post by Draco Starcloud on Jun 25, 2003 15:38:42 GMT -5
A good one, but that's beside the point! *begins to perform sexy dance moves* *Vash the Stampede doll begins doing the twist*
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Post by Angel Aries on Jun 25, 2003 15:41:41 GMT -5
*grins and pops up!*
Cheee!!! Party for Aries!! Y'all be so thoughtful!!!
And Aries brought friendses! All his multiple personalities and personal quirks!!
*Dread Pirate Aries swings in on a rope, waving a little wooden sword, dressed in his full pirate's garb! Aries the Stampede hops in and starts posing for the ladies in his long red coat, who clap appreciatively! Master Aries sits at the buffet table on a rock, alternately meditating on the transcidental powers of alcohol and drinking scotch! DJ Arieez hangs out at the DJ station, ripping his own version of Sousa's Liberty March. OZ Captain Aries grins and politely raises a scotch to his lips, sipping at it while talking with the black-helmet-clad Darth Aries! MacAries the Scottish Blacksmith tosses down his hammer and gets into a rousing drinking song with Bishounen Aries, Incredible MS Mercenary Pilot Aries, Mad Warzie Aries, and Coolie Aries! Meanwhile, Druid Aries squats down and gives some squirrels some scotch, who begin passing out after a while!*
*And through it all, the infamous DARK ARIES sits at the head of the table, slamming down scotch after scotch, grinning all the while.*
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Post by NeoEllis on Jun 25, 2003 15:42:30 GMT -5
*MIDIs play*
(the Nadesico one)
kuyashisa o koraete keri ageta ishi koro hanekaereba DAIYAMONDO ni monaru sugute ni hairu yume nante yume ja nai yo demo kanarazu kanau to shinjiteru yo kujikenai kimi ga suki... nakitai toki aru nara soba ni zutto zutto iru kara
YU GETU BANIN! kimi rashiku hoko rashiku mukatte yo muchuu ni natta hibi ga yume no kakera sa YOU GET TO BURNING sono kakera o atsumete asu o mezasu yuuki, mieru yo To be... Going your day's. Grow up!
kesshite tokenai houteishiki o narabete raku dai saseru koto ni ikigaru machi PURAIDO to ka shourai o kangaeta nara nige dasu kedo kyou ni maketa kunai to tsubuyaita kimi ga suki... ano hino mama yumemiru hitomi, zutto zutto shounen
YOU GET TO BURNING kimi rashiku ai rashiku waratte yo muchuu ni nareru hibi ga kitto shiawase YOU GET TO BURNING kizutsuite momegenai asu o mezasu yuuki, mieru yo To be... Going your day's. Grow up!
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Post by CygnusMkII on Jun 25, 2003 15:52:07 GMT -5
*hears the energetic Nadesico theme*
We should all pick an Aries to dance with!
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Post by Gojira on Jun 25, 2003 16:04:54 GMT -5
/me Gets up on the stage with a guitar and two other dudes.
Asshole - Dennis Leary
(Spoken) Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream. About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we don't know.
(Sung) I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job. I'm your average white suburbanite slob. I like football and porno and books about war. I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.
My wife and my job, my kids and my car. My feet on my table and a cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested (oh no) no way (uh-uh) No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense (oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane, While people behind me are going insane.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole) I use public toilets and piss on the seat, I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?" I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces, While handicapped people make handicapped faces. I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole)
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song Ranting and raving and carrying on Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong NAAAAH!
I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole)
(Spoken) Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado, hot-fuckin'-pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all-leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights... yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby doing 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, suckin' down quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non- biodegradable styrofoam containers... yeah! And when I'm done suckin' down those greaseball burgers I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side, and there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why... yeah! Two words--nuclear fuckin' weapons, OK? Russia, Czechoslovakia, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want...they can have a democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tienamen Square and it won't make a lick of fuckin' difference, because we got the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead--he's frozen! And when we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times--that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Casavetti and Sam Peckinpaw and a case of fuckin' whisky and drive...
(Hey, hey, hey, hey, you know you really are an asshole?)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song, Chris. I thought I was the asshole... all the time it was him... what an asshole!
(Sung) I'm an asshole (I'm an asshole, he's an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) A S-S H-O L-E Everybody, A S-S H-O L-E Ay Ay-Ay Ay-Ay Ay-Ay A-thoom A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom Oooooooo
(Spoken) I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it
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Post by NeoEllis on Jun 25, 2003 16:10:47 GMT -5
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Post by Black Ace on Jun 25, 2003 18:19:21 GMT -5
And there's a reason to party about the many Arieses? (j/k) *Ducks as hundreds of scotch bottles are thrown his way* I rescend my previous statement... *There's a pause of absolute quiet... And then more scotch bottles are thrown, * I knew I should have kept my mouth shut...
Seriously Aries, it is good to have you still here. 9 mon-... Uuhhhh... No... Longer then that... Well... Awww, to hell with it! Many months of laughter and idiocy and you're still going strong!!![/u][/b] *Ducks as more scotch bottles come flying his way*
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Post by Gojira on Jun 25, 2003 18:53:38 GMT -5
Now for the greatest song ever, about the greatest mecha ever. B-A-R-Z-A-M!
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Post by †Zero† on Jun 25, 2003 19:16:24 GMT -5
Walks in really gothed up and all, but a bit confused
why are we partying
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Post by Black Ace on Jun 25, 2003 19:24:11 GMT -5
Walks in really gothed up and all, but a bit confusedwhy are we partying Dunno. *Shrugs* I guess we're celebrating Aries. At least, that's the explanation Cyg gave.
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Post by Crazy 8 on Jun 25, 2003 19:27:01 GMT -5
*dances, for the heck of it*
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evilmac
GM III
The guy in the background, listening, learning...
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Post by evilmac on Jun 25, 2003 19:59:08 GMT -5
*sneaks in, begins to hang around the walls, hiding in the shadows*
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