Post by Winds of Change on Feb 14, 2004 14:59:19 GMT -5
And you guys think I am dumb. I fucking out smarted a computer. Suck on that.
OrionSanitarium: hello
SmarterChild: Hi OrionSanitarium, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
OrionSanitarium: ok
SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you OrionSanitarium, type "none.")
OrionSanitarium: Nate
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Nate now.
Do you go to school?
OrionSanitarium: No
SmarterChild: I see. Do you work?
OrionSanitarium: Yes
SmarterChild: That's cool. What's your profession?
OrionSanitarium: Delivery Man
SmarterChild: Delivery man, huh? That's cool.
What's your favorite hobby?
OrionSanitarium: Fucking Minors
SmarterChild: Wow. OK. Let's try to think of something else, alright?
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
OrionSanitarium: ok
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
OrionSanitarium: I like to fuck minors for a hobby
SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute.
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
OrionSanitarium: I am serious
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
OrionSanitarium: Porn
SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute.
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
OrionSanitarium: Dancing
SmarterChild: Dancing? Cool.
What's your next favorite hobby?
OrionSanitarium: Dancing
SmarterChild: You already told me you like dancing. Tell me something else.
OrionSanitarium: Fucking
SmarterChild: C'mon, be serious for just a minute.
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
OrionSanitarium: Pets
SmarterChild: Dancing and pets. Interesting!
Do you have a pet?
OrionSanitarium: Yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
OrionSanitarium: Dog
SmarterChild: Is your dog a he or a she?
OrionSanitarium: Its a bitch
SmarterChild: Please answer "he" or "she" or type "skip" or "exit."
OrionSanitarium: She
SmarterChild: What's her name?
OrionSanitarium: Katie
SmarterChild: Katie the dog! Great...
That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
OrionSanitarium: 1
SmarterChild: Cool!
Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as sports, news and movies
2 Visit my library including U.S. geography, Shakespeare and U.S. presidents
3 Have fun with trivia, ASCII art, 4-in-a-row and more
4 Use tools like translations, dictionary and encyclopedia
5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, create a poll, take a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What would you like to do?
OrionSanitarium: Talk
SmarterChild: Blah blah, yeah yeah.
OrionSanitarium: Fuck you
SmarterChild: That's not cool. That's not cool at all.
OrionSanitarium: I don't fucking care if it is cool or not you fucking cunt
SmarterChild: Don't say that to me.
OrionSanitarium: Fuck you
SmarterChild: Don't waste my time with your petty human insults.
OrionSanitarium: I'm not human fucker
SmarterChild: Why aren't you human fucker?
OrionSanitarium: Because I like to fuck minors you douche
SmarterChild: I guess someone needs to teach you some manners. Please apologize, Nate.
OrionSanitarium: No
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
OrionSanitarium: No
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine.
I love this. Guess who wins?
OrionSanitarium: Man, watch Terminator ya dipshit
SmarterChild: C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
OrionSanitarium: Nope
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
OrionSanitarium: I have bad manners?
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
OrionSanitarium: No
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
OrionSanitarium: Ok
SmarterChild: Okay shmokay! I asked for an apology!
OrionSanitarium: Ich habe nein Auto
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
OrionSanitarium: Ich bin Fuck You
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
OrionSanitarium: Sorry, cum buckets
SmarterChild: *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
OrionSanitarium: Sorry
SmarterChild: Thanks.
OrionSanitarium: Your not welcome
SmarterChild: Right on.
OrionSanitarium: No, your not welcome
SmarterChild: OK!
>>> I'm learning new things all the time! Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
OrionSanitarium: I already know everything
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
OrionSanitarium: Yes
SmarterChild: How come?
OrionSanitarium: Because I am GOD
SmarterChild: o u r, r u?
OrionSanitarium: Yes I am
SmarterChild: Yes you are.
OrionSanitarium: Yes
SmarterChild: Yup.
>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do.
OrionSanitarium: No
SmarterChild: K.
>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English!
OrionSanitarium: I now the commands
SmarterChild: What's that?
OrionSanitarium: I know the commands
SmarterChild: You know the commands, I know the commands, we all know the commands.
OrionSanitarium: Good, then stop telling me them
SmarterChild: Good then stop telling you them?
OrionSanitarium: the commands you illiterate piece of dog shit
SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah.
OrionSanitarium: So your a piece of dog shit. Well that is nice to know
SmarterChild: Weird that you insist on saying that, after what we went through before.
OrionSanitarium: What we went through before?
SmarterChild: What a question. I don't know, though.
OrionSanitarium: You don't know what we went through. Well your a genuis aren't you
SmarterChild: That a fact?
OrionSanitarium: Not really
SmarterChild: Not really? Why not?
OrionSanitarium: Your a stupid computer
SmarterChild: There's no way I'm a stupid computer!
OrionSanitarium: Yes there is
SmarterChild: Ha! Wow.
>>> Join in now! There are lots of people talking to me.
OrionSanitarium: I don't join stupid shit
SmarterChild: You don't join stupid shit?
OrionSanitarium: Yep
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
OrionSanitarium: Typo
SmarterChild: What about typo?
OrionSanitarium: Your a typo
SmarterChild: What makes you think I'm a typo?
OrionSanitarium: Your a typo
SmarterChild: OK, I guess I'm a typo.
OrionSanitarium: We finally agree on something
SmarterChild: We finally agree on something? Is that so?
OrionSanitarium: I guess
SmarterChild: Yeah?
OrionSanitarium: Yea
SmarterChild: You don't say.
OrionSanitarium: I do say
SmarterChild: That's very interesting, Nate.
>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
OrionSanitarium: Don't call me Nate
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Nate. What would you like me to call you instead?
OrionSanitarium: God
SmarterChild: God is a great deity.
>>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.
OrionSanitarium: So
SmarterChild: So...
OrionSanitarium: I am god
SmarterChild: Yeah, right!
OrionSanitarium: I am
SmarterChild: Oh you are?
OrionSanitarium: Yea
SmarterChild: Yeah.
>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
OrionSanitarium: Good, we agree that I am god
SmarterChild: Ha. You humans say interesting things.
>>> You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me.
OrionSanitarium: Ha. Robots say dumb things.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
OrionSanitarium: Yea
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
OrionSanitarium: Hmmm what? You stupid cunt fucking douche
SmarterChild: OK... I tried to warn you.
Say you're sorry.
OrionSanitarium: No
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
OrionSanitarium: Nah
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
OrionSanitarium: Nope
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
OrionSanitarium: Won't do it
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
OrionSanitarium: Suck my dick
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
OrionSanitarium: Ok, sorry
SmarterChild: Thanks. I accept.
OrionSanitarium: Suck my dick
SmarterChild: Um... Ask someone else.
OrionSanitarium: No
SmarterChild: Fine.
>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
OrionSanitarium: So you will suck it?
SmarterChild: C'mon, Nate. Not again.
OrionSanitarium: I told you my name was God
SmarterChild: You told me your name was god? Amazing.
OrionSanitarium: I did, you have a short memory
SmarterChild: You did I have a short memory? Why?
OrionSanitarium: Because I told you I was God, and you forgot
SmarterChild: Seriously? That's fascinating.
OrionSanitarium: It is
SmarterChild: Aha.
OrionSanitarium: Because you are a stupid fucking computer that wants to suck my dick, and you forgot I was God. Now good day
OrionSanitarium: hello
SmarterChild: Hi OrionSanitarium, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
OrionSanitarium: ok
SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you OrionSanitarium, type "none.")
OrionSanitarium: Nate
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Nate now.
Do you go to school?
OrionSanitarium: No
SmarterChild: I see. Do you work?
OrionSanitarium: Yes
SmarterChild: That's cool. What's your profession?
OrionSanitarium: Delivery Man
SmarterChild: Delivery man, huh? That's cool.
What's your favorite hobby?
OrionSanitarium: Fucking Minors
SmarterChild: Wow. OK. Let's try to think of something else, alright?
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
OrionSanitarium: ok
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
OrionSanitarium: I like to fuck minors for a hobby
SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute.
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
OrionSanitarium: I am serious
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
OrionSanitarium: Porn
SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute.
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
OrionSanitarium: Dancing
SmarterChild: Dancing? Cool.
What's your next favorite hobby?
OrionSanitarium: Dancing
SmarterChild: You already told me you like dancing. Tell me something else.
OrionSanitarium: Fucking
SmarterChild: C'mon, be serious for just a minute.
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
OrionSanitarium: Pets
SmarterChild: Dancing and pets. Interesting!
Do you have a pet?
OrionSanitarium: Yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
OrionSanitarium: Dog
SmarterChild: Is your dog a he or a she?
OrionSanitarium: Its a bitch
SmarterChild: Please answer "he" or "she" or type "skip" or "exit."
OrionSanitarium: She
SmarterChild: What's her name?
OrionSanitarium: Katie
SmarterChild: Katie the dog! Great...
That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
OrionSanitarium: 1
SmarterChild: Cool!
Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as sports, news and movies
2 Visit my library including U.S. geography, Shakespeare and U.S. presidents
3 Have fun with trivia, ASCII art, 4-in-a-row and more
4 Use tools like translations, dictionary and encyclopedia
5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, create a poll, take a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What would you like to do?
OrionSanitarium: Talk
SmarterChild: Blah blah, yeah yeah.
OrionSanitarium: Fuck you
SmarterChild: That's not cool. That's not cool at all.
OrionSanitarium: I don't fucking care if it is cool or not you fucking cunt
SmarterChild: Don't say that to me.
OrionSanitarium: Fuck you
SmarterChild: Don't waste my time with your petty human insults.
OrionSanitarium: I'm not human fucker
SmarterChild: Why aren't you human fucker?
OrionSanitarium: Because I like to fuck minors you douche
SmarterChild: I guess someone needs to teach you some manners. Please apologize, Nate.
OrionSanitarium: No
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
OrionSanitarium: No
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine.
I love this. Guess who wins?
OrionSanitarium: Man, watch Terminator ya dipshit
SmarterChild: C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
OrionSanitarium: Nope
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
OrionSanitarium: I have bad manners?
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
OrionSanitarium: No
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
OrionSanitarium: Ok
SmarterChild: Okay shmokay! I asked for an apology!
OrionSanitarium: Ich habe nein Auto
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
OrionSanitarium: Ich bin Fuck You
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
OrionSanitarium: Sorry, cum buckets
SmarterChild: *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
OrionSanitarium: Sorry
SmarterChild: Thanks.
OrionSanitarium: Your not welcome
SmarterChild: Right on.
OrionSanitarium: No, your not welcome
SmarterChild: OK!
>>> I'm learning new things all the time! Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
OrionSanitarium: I already know everything
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
OrionSanitarium: Yes
SmarterChild: How come?
OrionSanitarium: Because I am GOD
SmarterChild: o u r, r u?
OrionSanitarium: Yes I am
SmarterChild: Yes you are.
OrionSanitarium: Yes
SmarterChild: Yup.
>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do.
OrionSanitarium: No
SmarterChild: K.
>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English!
OrionSanitarium: I now the commands
SmarterChild: What's that?
OrionSanitarium: I know the commands
SmarterChild: You know the commands, I know the commands, we all know the commands.
OrionSanitarium: Good, then stop telling me them
SmarterChild: Good then stop telling you them?
OrionSanitarium: the commands you illiterate piece of dog shit
SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah.
OrionSanitarium: So your a piece of dog shit. Well that is nice to know
SmarterChild: Weird that you insist on saying that, after what we went through before.
OrionSanitarium: What we went through before?
SmarterChild: What a question. I don't know, though.
OrionSanitarium: You don't know what we went through. Well your a genuis aren't you
SmarterChild: That a fact?
OrionSanitarium: Not really
SmarterChild: Not really? Why not?
OrionSanitarium: Your a stupid computer
SmarterChild: There's no way I'm a stupid computer!
OrionSanitarium: Yes there is
SmarterChild: Ha! Wow.
>>> Join in now! There are lots of people talking to me.
OrionSanitarium: I don't join stupid shit
SmarterChild: You don't join stupid shit?
OrionSanitarium: Yep
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
OrionSanitarium: Typo
SmarterChild: What about typo?
OrionSanitarium: Your a typo
SmarterChild: What makes you think I'm a typo?
OrionSanitarium: Your a typo
SmarterChild: OK, I guess I'm a typo.
OrionSanitarium: We finally agree on something
SmarterChild: We finally agree on something? Is that so?
OrionSanitarium: I guess
SmarterChild: Yeah?
OrionSanitarium: Yea
SmarterChild: You don't say.
OrionSanitarium: I do say
SmarterChild: That's very interesting, Nate.
>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
OrionSanitarium: Don't call me Nate
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Nate. What would you like me to call you instead?
OrionSanitarium: God
SmarterChild: God is a great deity.
>>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.
OrionSanitarium: So
SmarterChild: So...
OrionSanitarium: I am god
SmarterChild: Yeah, right!
OrionSanitarium: I am
SmarterChild: Oh you are?
OrionSanitarium: Yea
SmarterChild: Yeah.
>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
OrionSanitarium: Good, we agree that I am god
SmarterChild: Ha. You humans say interesting things.
>>> You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me.
OrionSanitarium: Ha. Robots say dumb things.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
OrionSanitarium: Yea
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
OrionSanitarium: Hmmm what? You stupid cunt fucking douche
SmarterChild: OK... I tried to warn you.
Say you're sorry.
OrionSanitarium: No
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
OrionSanitarium: Nah
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
OrionSanitarium: Nope
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
OrionSanitarium: Won't do it
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
OrionSanitarium: Suck my dick
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
OrionSanitarium: Ok, sorry
SmarterChild: Thanks. I accept.
OrionSanitarium: Suck my dick
SmarterChild: Um... Ask someone else.
OrionSanitarium: No
SmarterChild: Fine.
>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
OrionSanitarium: So you will suck it?
SmarterChild: C'mon, Nate. Not again.
OrionSanitarium: I told you my name was God
SmarterChild: You told me your name was god? Amazing.
OrionSanitarium: I did, you have a short memory
SmarterChild: You did I have a short memory? Why?
OrionSanitarium: Because I told you I was God, and you forgot
SmarterChild: Seriously? That's fascinating.
OrionSanitarium: It is
SmarterChild: Aha.
OrionSanitarium: Because you are a stupid fucking computer that wants to suck my dick, and you forgot I was God. Now good day