Macabre
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Post by Macabre on Oct 19, 2003 14:53:24 GMT -5
Rose: You're absolutely insane. Thank you, thank you. Thought you'd never notice.
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Post by X on Oct 23, 2003 13:30:39 GMT -5
UXNXtermo (10:44:42 AM): Welcome abord the U.S.S. WTF?! ! I am Xtermo; I'll be your captain for the day. Please take your seats, as we will be departing for Randomocity Central shortly. Thank you for your cooperation. MegaRaptor86 (10:44:52 AM): yay! UXNXtermo (10:55:34 AM): *the boat starts to move* This is your captain speaking; we're heading on out of port now, so be sure to buckle up your safety-belts. Thank you for your cooperation! MegaRaptor86 (10:55:45 AM): saftey belts? MegaRaptor86 (10:55:52 AM): *looks around, doesn't see any* UXNXtermo (10:56:34 AM): *the boat moves faster and faster, and begins to move perpendicular to the wakes of larger ships at high speed* UXNXtermo (10:57:40 AM): This is your captain speaking; it appears that we've run into a bit of turbulance, so I'm going to have to request that all passengers remain seated and buckled in for your safety. Thank you for your cooperation. MegaRaptor86 (10:57:41 AM): oh... shit... MegaRaptor86 (10:57:52 AM): WHERE THE HELL ARE THE SEATS?! UXNXtermo (10:58:26 AM): *attendante go by, throwing the people who aren't sitting overboard* MegaRaptor86 (10:58:58 AM): .... UXNXtermo (11:01:14 AM): Attendant: You need to sit down, sir. Guy: But, there's no seats! Attendant: Any resistance is viewed as an aggressive behavior, and will result in being removed from the ship in accordance with our "zero-tolerance" policies. Guy: But- *thrown overboard* MegaRaptor86 (11:01:56 AM): Attendant: You have to sit down. MR: uh... I am sitting down! Attendant: Oh. Very well. *walks past* UXNXtermo (11:02:35 AM): *attendants get to the end of the row, then throw each other overboard for not sitting* MegaRaptor86 (11:03:08 AM): ... UXNXtermo (11:04:12 AM): This is your captain; we seem to have left the turbulant region, so you may now move freely about the boat until further notice. UXNXtermo (11:04:25 AM): Oh- Thank you for your cooperation. MegaRaptor86 (11:05:25 AM): *just... shakes his head* MegaRaptor86 (11:05:29 AM): When do we get to China? UXNXtermo (11:07:33 AM): Zen Guy: *sitting crosslegged* The question is not when we will get to China. The question is when will China come to us. MegaRaptor86 (11:07:51 AM): I see... it all makes so much sense UXNXtermo (11:08:52 AM): Zen Guy: But it isnt about making sense. It's really all about being sense. UXNXtermo (11:09:18 AM): *Attendant throws Zen Guy overboard* MegaRaptor86 (11:09:32 AM): I thought the attendants had all jumped... UXNXtermo (11:10:39 AM): Attendant: *squinty eyes* You're just asking to be thrown overboard, mister. MegaRaptor86 (11:11:26 AM): But I'm sitting UXNXtermo (11:13:00 AM): Attendant: Ah. Very good, then. *moves on* MegaRaptor86 (11:13:42 AM): *is very tempted to shoot the attendant in the back of the head* MegaRaptor86 (11:14:27 AM): SonRyoga: *throws the captain off the boat* UXNXtermo (11:14:48 AM): *X-clone arrives* MegaRaptor86 (11:15:10 AM): SonRyoga: *shoots the clone in the head* MegaRaptor86 (11:15:12 AM): MUTINY! MegaRaptor86 (11:15:16 AM): WE'RE TAKIN THE BOAT! UXNXtermo (11:15:44 AM): *attendants jump ship* MegaRaptor86 (11:16:17 AM): I thought they were already gone UXNXtermo (11:17:22 AM): Attendant: That's it! *throws MR overboard* MegaRaptor86 (11:18:16 AM): *hangs onto the rail* I'M SITTING DOWN! UXNXtermo (11:19:23 AM): *X-clone arrives* MegaRaptor86 (11:19:45 AM): so... how much longer til China? UXNXtermo (11:19:50 AM): This is your captain; we will be approaching Randomocity Central shortly. UXNXtermo (11:20:11 AM): Please take your seats while we come into port. UXNXtermo (11:20:21 AM): Thank you for your cooperation. MegaRaptor86 (11:20:43 AM): *climbs back onto the deck* UXNXtermo (11:21:18 AM): *attendants go around collecting tickets* MegaRaptor86 (11:21:58 AM): I have a ticket UXNXtermo (11:22:13 AM): Attendant: Very good sir. UXNXtermo (11:22:36 AM): Attendant: Where is your ticket, sir? Other Guy: I- *thrown overboard* MegaRaptor86 (11:22:43 AM): lmao UXNXtermo (11:26:15 AM): *The boat comes into port* This is your captain; we have arrived in Randomocity Central. Local time is 47:14. Outdoor temperature is 85 degrees. Please exit the boat in an ordery fashion, and thank you for riding with us today! MegaRaptor86 (11:26:59 AM): *leaves*
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Post by Zorak on Oct 24, 2003 16:34:11 GMT -5
ZorakBrak64: BADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGER! Ai no Shini: MUSHROOM MUSHROOM Ai no Shini: Snaake! Snaaaake! It's a snaaaaake! ZorakBrak64: Snaaaake! ZorakBrak64: BADGER Ai no Shini: Admit it, I'm a god. ZorakBrak64: Nope. Ai no Shini: Bah.
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Post by X on Oct 24, 2003 19:34:02 GMT -5
LOL!
Well, I'm glad somebody had fun with that link I gave Naz. ;D
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Macabre
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Post by Macabre on Oct 29, 2003 19:52:24 GMT -5
Damn, what a pervert.
JubeiWag: ANYONE?! JubeiWag: WANT TO RACE?! JubeiWag: HUH?! JubeiWag: HUH?! Ai no Shini: *beats Wag* JubeiWag: ::Beats Ai, faster:: ecstatic ennui: LMAO wooooah ecstatic ennui: Perverts. JubeiWag: AWW WTF Ai no Shini: AWW WTF ROSE IS A GRRL JubeiWag: You're the pervert......... ecstatic ennui: Hey, you said it. Ai no Shini: LOL. JubeiWag: Damn Ai no Shini: Rose's a freak. JubeiWag: I didn't even think of that ecstatic ennui: Thank you. JubeiWag: Seriously, until you said it JubeiWag: Scary
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Post by Libra on Nov 4, 2003 11:14:54 GMT -5
I need to get an IM convo up here... Bah, the silence...
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Post by Zorak on Nov 5, 2003 15:54:09 GMT -5
ZorakBrak64: lol, you plan on moving to Canada like your Sis? Neo Ellis: No, not really. Neo Ellis: You? Neo Ellis: lol ZorakBrak64: Why would I, rofl? ZorakBrak64: I love this Country. Neo Ellis: Canada's not bad, it's just misunderstood. ZorakBrak64: I know. ZorakBrak64: Its not bad. ZorakBrak64: But I still like America more. NeoEllis: If I leave, who's going to save this country from people like you? ~_^ Neo Ellis: ZorakBrak64: Bleah. If you leave, who is going to be the laughing stock of the country? ZorakBrak64: We'd have to create new Political minorities. ZorakBrak64: "Stupid cheese liking republicans!" Neo Ellis: Touche, Zorak, touche. and ZorakBrak64: Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Neo Ellis: AH! A SNAKE! A SNAKE! Neo Ellis: or something ZorakBrak64: You forgot the Mushroom! Neo Ellis: damn it... ZorakBrak64: *Whacks Ellis* Neo Ellis: Owch....
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Post by Libra on Nov 19, 2003 23:01:10 GMT -5
ecstatic ennui: Heh. ecstatic ennui: Yeah... TheFightingLibra: I have a total of 27 toy MS on my desk in a formation... ecstatic ennui: LMAO ecstatic ennui: You are one silly mafia boy. TheFightingLibra: yup! TheFightingLibra: I'd like to see a 7 army nation try to bring this shit down... Not with my Deathscythe Hell Custom in that army! TheFightingLibra: Oh, and the HA Custom... heheh TheFightingLibra: All 5 Endless Waltz Gundams, the orignal Tallgeese, the GP-01FB and the GP-02A, Gundam Alex, 2 Zaku I, 2 Zaku II, 1 Gouf Custom, 1 Jadg Doga, 6 Geara Dogas, 5 Jegans, and a GM Custom. ecstatic ennui: *shakes head*
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Post by OpMaster on Nov 20, 2003 15:34:08 GMT -5
*tries to glomp the tallgeese model which is over 100miles away* Mod Edit: Sorry, but it's time to crack down on politics outside the Debate Forum.
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Post by Libra on Nov 22, 2003 0:49:42 GMT -5
Not a model. MSIA. It's the sweetness.
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Post by Wag on Nov 22, 2003 0:59:14 GMT -5
JubeiWag: ..... ZorakBrak64: Hm? JubeiWag: Your enigmatica is impressive...but you are not an enigma yet! JubeiWag: You see Zorak... JubeiWag: I...am your father. ZorakBrak64: ... ZorakBrak64: *smack* ZorakBrak64: I'm out. ZorakBrak64 signed off at 12:54:12 AM. JubeiWag: Ow.
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Post by OpMaster on Nov 22, 2003 17:05:48 GMT -5
Van Flieheit: time to go buggy on you Van Flieheit: *grabs a beach buggy and drives over Zorak with it* Van Flieheit: *then reverses to run over him again* Van Flieheit: *Then parks on Zoraks squished head* Van Flieheit: Zorak, you need to learn to defend yourself Van Flieheit: time is everything ya know Van Flieheit: so if you don't reply in time you get squished or bashed Van Flieheit: so lets try that one again shall we? Van Flieheit: *gets in a Zaku* Van Flieheit: *goes on a stamping rampage to squish Zorak* Van Flieheit: *picks Zoeak up with the hand of the Zaku* Van Flieheit: *and shakes Zorak about* Van Flieheit: Hello? Van Flieheit: ZORAK! Van Flieheit: *gives up* ZorakBrak64: Good ZorakBrak64: Heh ZorakBrak64: Just playin with ya man. Van Flieheit: *squishs Zorak with Zaku* Van Flieheit: I got ya! lol! ZorakBrak64: *Dodge* ZorakBrak64: Ghosts of Zeon, hear my call! ZorakBrak64: *Colony Drops on Van* Van Flieheit: *stops time Van Flieheit: * Van Flieheit: *gets into Wing Zero* Van Flieheit: *Blows colony up* Van Flieheit: *starts time* ZorakBrak64: *Colony crushes Wing Zero* Van Flieheit: *Wing Zero's unltra string Gundanium alloy saves it from being squished and instead flys through the colony smashing through the colony as it flys* Van Flieheit: oops, I ment string not string Van Flieheit: I mean STRONG Van Flieheit: not string Van Flieheit: *blows the world up by ramming Libra into it* Van Flieheit: THE END! Van Flieheit: :-D ZorakBrak64: Libra wouldn't blow up the world. Van Flieheit: but who care's Van Flieheit: I control the plot Van Flieheit: I AM THE PLOT MASTER! ZorakBrak64: And I'm cooler han you. Fugga. *Van explodes* Van Flieheit: *comes back together and blows the head of Zorak off with a LAW* ZorakBrak64: *Dodges.* ZorakBrak64: *Crams a stick of tnt in Van's ear* ZorakBrak64: *lights it* ZorakBrak64: *Ducktapes ear closed* Van Flieheit: *takes TNT out and jams it down Zorak's throat....BOOOM! Zorak is everywhere*
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Post by Libra on Nov 23, 2003 0:25:40 GMT -5
I won't destroy the world. And Wing Zero would be torn from its joints if it were to go through a colony. Remember, the armor is gundanium. The innards are not.
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Post by OpMaster on Nov 23, 2003 6:12:39 GMT -5
It was ment as a joke ya know.
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Post by Libra on Nov 24, 2003 9:17:48 GMT -5
I know. I just gotta be the technical asshole.
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