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Post by neoviper7 on Mar 30, 2003 10:26:18 GMT -5
well since we can't brawl at the main bar, might as well start a thread here. rules are anything ges. you can revive as many time as you want, and you can use any wepon you can get your hands on. and watch out for gatos and crap people
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Post by NeoEllis on Mar 30, 2003 12:00:50 GMT -5
*steps into the perfect mock-up of the standard bar*
Whooow! Been quite some time since there was a massive Bar Brawl ne? Needs one more thing though....
*releases 50 Squall clones into the mock bar*
There....
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Post by CygnusMkII on Mar 30, 2003 12:28:12 GMT -5
*sits up in the rafters holding and answering machine, a Hewlett Packard mouse, and wearing an over-sized combat belt with several Raz plushies attatched*
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Post by neoviper7 on Mar 30, 2003 18:37:29 GMT -5
*kills all the squalls with one flick of his wrist*
to weak
*goes to the meat locker and opens it*
now this is danger
*jumps out of the way just as the gato clones are released*
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Post by NeoEllis on Mar 30, 2003 19:24:19 GMT -5
Ah, now this will be more interesting.
Smashes his fist into the wall, pulling out a 6 foot long piece of rebarb.
This should do for now.
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Post by neoviper7 on Mar 30, 2003 21:27:02 GMT -5
*the gatos surround ellis, and pick all the meat from his bone*
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Post by CygnusMkII on Mar 30, 2003 22:01:40 GMT -5
*giggles in the rafters as she sends her Raz plushies to attack the gato clones*
It should be a fair fight...
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Post by neoviper7 on Mar 30, 2003 23:45:11 GMT -5
*the crap people arise from the depths of the bar*
noooo. it's crap people!!!
*kicks ellis*
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Post by Crazy 8 on Apr 2, 2003 18:49:55 GMT -5
*dropkicks viper, then gets tackled and trampled by crap ppl*
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Post by Angel Aries on Apr 4, 2003 12:25:31 GMT -5
*Aries bungees down, upside down, as usual, just above the Crap People, who don't seem to notice him and go right on stampeding.*
Hmm...Aries appears to be in a very favorable condition.
*grins, then unlimbers his two Browning 9mms and starts cranking off rounds at Cyg.*
Talk pacifism to THESE!!
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Post by CygnusMkII on Apr 4, 2003 16:15:04 GMT -5
*Six Raz plushies unfold their oddly white, angel-like wings, and fly infront of Cygnus. Each of them forms a shining multi-colored disk which bleeds in with all the other disks, creating an anti-At Field*
Hoiiiyah!
*throws a sharp thing at Aries as his bullets are being deflected off of the Anti-AT Field*
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Post by Angel Aries on Apr 4, 2003 17:07:04 GMT -5
*Aries yanks on his bungee and is hauled upwards, still emptying both clips at Cyg.*
*However, while Cyg is distracted, Smegly rappels down behind her, right about hair level. He then whips out a bone drill, sticks it in her head, then bores in. When he breaks through into the brain case, the Palestinian Homing Weasel whips out a scalpel, and cuts through the sac that contains the brain, then sticks a rubber tube about two inches across into the hole he made.*
*A sudden vacuum starts sucking out Cyg's brain.*
*On the other end, Herbie sits with the other end of the tube in his mouth. After a while, his eyes go wide and he gags, then starts spitting.*
Herbie: Hey! He lied to me! Brains don't taste like candy!
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Post by Eurasiase on Apr 4, 2003 19:18:30 GMT -5
*Beats Aries with a spork for invading someone's thoughts....er.....brain* *Sticks arm down Herbies throat and replaces Cyg's brain in her head*
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Post by NeoEllis on Apr 7, 2003 17:11:28 GMT -5
*is a skeleton*
Hiippiiiies.....cann.....no.....DIE!
*two red beams blast out of Ellis's empty eye sockets, striking viper through the head sticking him to the wall, his brains being used like glue*
*collapes into a pile of bones*
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Post by Black Ace on Apr 7, 2003 18:43:44 GMT -5
A brawl huh? I think I might just join in... *Pulls out the ever-infamous Laser Shotgun and calls Fido, the MS Pilot Bar's original Doberman Pincer that was once used to torment people in the "Garbage Chute to Hell". However, Ace befriended Fido on his many Viper-instituted trips down the "Garbage Chute" and he is now Ace's companion* *Fido barks happily* Ready boy? Let's kick some arse! *Jumps into the fray and blows Neo's bones away with the Laser Shotgun*
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