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Post by CygnusMkII on Nov 26, 2003 14:50:53 GMT -5
*slowly drags her finges up the keys of the grand piano Sean gave her for christmas*
Oh, happy birthday bug booooy! We'll give you lots of toooooys! But first you must, teeeee~eee~eeel us! A little 'bout yourself!
*drags her fingers down and pushes the third petal*
You're Zorak!
Zorak!
Zorak!
Zorak!
You're the GM we've got!
Zorak!
Zorak!
Zorak!
Zorak!
We don't know if you're David or not!
*slams fingers down*
Happy Birthday man! And don't get freaked out 'cause you told me your B-day was today. ^^
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Post by OpMaster on Nov 26, 2003 14:51:59 GMT -5
What's Zorak's favourite MS?
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Post by Gojira on Nov 26, 2003 14:54:22 GMT -5
Happty-freakin-Birthday, Buttmunch! How old is you?
/me Gojira pulls out the Ceremonial Paddle.
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Post by CygnusMkII on Nov 26, 2003 14:54:34 GMT -5
GM as in Global Mod by the way. ^^;
(Don't blame me! It's hard composing a song for each and every birthday. -_-; )
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Post by Draco Starcloud on Nov 26, 2003 14:57:14 GMT -5
I never got a freakin' birthday song.
But oh well! I will now sing Dolly Parton's "Happy, Happy Birthday Baby".
Happy, happy birthday baby Although you're with somebody new Thought I'd drop a line to say That I wish this happy day Would find me beside you Happy, happy birthday baby No, I can't call you my baby Seems like years ago we met On a day I can't forget Cause that's when we fell in love
Do you remember The names we had for each other I was your pretty You were my baby Oh, how could we say goodbye
Hope I didn't spoil your birthday I'm not acting like a lady So I'll close this note to you With good luck and wishes too Happy happy birthday baby
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Post by NeoEllis on Nov 26, 2003 15:00:59 GMT -5
Happy Birthday, Cheese head!^_^
*Zorak is chased by a giant ball of cheese, al la Indiana Jones*
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Post by Angel Aries on Nov 26, 2003 15:02:21 GMT -5
*finds an appropriate picture of Zorak and takes it home to butcher it in the form of a dreaded BIRTHDAY SPLASH OF DOOOOOOOOM with eight o's!!!!
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Post by AiNoShini on Nov 26, 2003 15:03:23 GMT -5
My party is, like, 5 BILLION times better.
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Post by Gojira on Nov 26, 2003 15:08:24 GMT -5
My party is, like, 5 BILLION times better. Your party is SPAM and will be closed.
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Post by CygnusMkII on Nov 26, 2003 15:10:14 GMT -5
Aw, just copy and paste it here. After you do so, delete the thread....
....spamer. :P
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Post by AiNoShini on Nov 26, 2003 15:10:21 GMT -5
My party is FUCK YOU. I was creating it at the same time she made hers....SO FUCK UOU. Heh...
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Ai retrieves Zorak, and brings him to a gallow, and begins to tie the noose around his neck. The crowd throws fruit and the like at Zorak.
You will be punished now...For living as long as you HAVE!
Ai pulls on the rope, raising him off of the ground. As Zorak struggles in pain, Ai hands the rope to Raz, who is dressed as an executioner. Ai walks over to Zorak, and pulls out a knife. He begins to run the knife up the length of Zorak's stomach, and punctures the skin.
Does it hurt...? It hurt us. It hurt us, when you were first born...Your very existance has slaughtered countless innocents, and has threatened our own lives. Let me hear you say the words..."I'm sorry"...And then I will end your life faster...
Raz lets go of the rope, and Zorak's stomach goes against Ai's holding of the knife, cutting his stomach. Ai smiles, and puts the knife away. He walks over to a table, and pulls a war hammer off of it. Goji, Libra, and a few other people grab Zorak, and attach him to a slab of wood, so that he is leaning against it. Ai swings the hammer, and crushes Zorak's knee. He turns it around, so that the pick will impact with him. He swings it, smashing Zorak's other knee. Ai stops, and puts the hammer back.
SAY IT! Say it...for the love of God...say it!
Zorak stays quiet. Ai has no choice....but to use...the birthday cake.
Blow out the candles. Please...Blow them out, and go in peace.
-------------------------------------------------- Now entering: Emoticon Mode. --------------------------------------------------
PLZ dun make me i <3 u buddy blow out da canldes it will make me and and plz
Happy Birthday, you old fucking asshole.
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Post by Angel Aries on Nov 26, 2003 15:20:32 GMT -5
*gives Zorak his gag present, a preliminary for his real present that'll show up sometime...okay, sometime.*
Here you go, Bug!
*Zorak opens the wrapping.*
Spice Woooorld! Spice Wooooorld!
*grins and ducks.*
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Post by Raz on Nov 26, 2003 16:00:39 GMT -5
FUCK YOU!
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Post by AiNoShini on Nov 26, 2003 16:03:03 GMT -5
No, FUCK YOU!
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Post by Macabre on Nov 26, 2003 17:05:32 GMT -5
Happy Birthday, Zorak! We love ya (even Ai). Hope you have a wonderful birthday. May ye live to be a thousand and the last face ye see be me own.
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