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Post by Angel Aries on Jan 4, 2004 15:34:45 GMT -5
*The lever still in the chairs' works, Aries reaches back and pulls it, also enabling the auto-eject in Fireball's seat, also catapulting him into the safety curtain.*
Down in front!!
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Gunn
Dark Poet
Time to die.
Posts: 417
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Post by Gunn on Jan 4, 2004 16:04:37 GMT -5
Rather than doing anything flashy, he just sort of... walks in, and takes a seat.
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Post by CygnusMkII on Jan 4, 2004 16:40:48 GMT -5
Waits as Ai slowly waddles down the aile.
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Post by Zorak on Jan 4, 2004 16:42:07 GMT -5
Is playing the Banjo. Zorak now has redneck teeth and blue overalls.
Suddenly, an Alligator appears out of nowhere and starts mauling Zorak.
AGAGHAHGHHGGHGH!
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Post by Gojira on Jan 4, 2004 16:45:31 GMT -5
/me Gojira cracks up because the alligator mauling Zorak was the one he released into the wild when he was ten years old.
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Post by MegaRaptor on Jan 4, 2004 16:46:39 GMT -5
Well, looks like your good deed has repayed itself, huh Goji?
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Post by Zorak on Jan 4, 2004 16:47:03 GMT -5
Zorak eats the Alligator.
You know, it tastes like... beef.
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Post by NeoEllis on Jan 4, 2004 16:57:25 GMT -5
*voice echos from no where*
Not like chicken?
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Post by Zorak on Jan 4, 2004 16:58:09 GMT -5
* Ellis explodes. He just... explodes. Even if he wasn't the one who was talking, he just explodes.
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Post by Gojira on Jan 4, 2004 17:02:57 GMT -5
Actually, Alligator does taste kind of like chicken. Mmm, alligator poboy. . .
/me Cyg gives Gojira an evil glare and he shuts up.
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Post by NeoEllis on Jan 4, 2004 17:04:36 GMT -5
*Zorak Xplodes*
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Post by CygnusMkII on Jan 4, 2004 17:11:44 GMT -5
*glare*
...and Ai continues to walk up to the podium....
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Post by Angel Aries on Jan 4, 2004 17:15:15 GMT -5
...
*taps his fingers.*
Screw it! Aries'll speed him up!
*He loads Ai into a seat, hauls back on the lever again, ejects him, and catapults him headfirst into the podium.*
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*It appears that the ejection system has worked TOO well, and Ai's head is now embedded in the podium.*
Aries claims no responsability! Blame it on the proprietor!!
*The proprieter, Orson Wells, sticks his head out.*
Wells: You bastard!
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Post by Gojira on Jan 4, 2004 17:19:19 GMT -5
Great, now Ai is unconscious!
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Post by Angel Aries on Jan 4, 2004 17:24:14 GMT -5
He is not!
*He launches Raz at Ai. When he hits, Ai gives a muffled scream of pain.*
SEE?!
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