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Post by Gojira on Mar 29, 2004 18:59:01 GMT -5
/me Carl sits in the middle of a large room with banners, tables, and balloons. On the tables sit cakes, drinks, and other assorted party items. Carl sits on the stage alone on a bar stool since no one is here yet.
Yeah, I'm throwing a party for myself. How lame of me.
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Post by Fireball on Mar 29, 2004 19:00:22 GMT -5
*gives him a beer* Happy b-day.
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Post by Angel Aries on Mar 29, 2004 19:00:31 GMT -5
What, it actually IS your birthday?
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Post by Gojira on Mar 29, 2004 19:01:21 GMT -5
Yeah, it is. March 29 is my date of birth.
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Post by Angel Aries on Mar 29, 2004 19:04:49 GMT -5
Then you don't need any more bloody sweets, starches, carbohydrates and other icky artery-plugging stuff to make you even doughier than you are!
*whips out a vacuum and sucks up all the party food, then replaces it with a giant Tofu head of Alex Trebek, cardboard-burgers, and Slim-Fast Bars.*
Jeez. You're a year older. You don't need to be a year doughier!
*eats his pirated cake. Buwahahaha.*
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Post by Gojira on Mar 29, 2004 19:06:52 GMT -5
Jesus Fucking Christ, you're one to talk, Aries.
/me Since this is Carl's Birthday thread, he makes Aries explodes, and there is nothing Aries can do about it except explode.
/me The party food is replaced and Aries's many body parts are cleaned up off of the floor and walls.
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Post by Angel Aries on Mar 29, 2004 19:10:03 GMT -5
*Aries's head lands in Carl's presents.*
Aw, fucking weak, dude!!!
*grins at Carl.*
Oh, look at Aries! Aries isn't dead! Aries is a gross scary severed head, come ON! Puh-leeeaze. Arieses don't go down that easy. And Aries thinks he's getting blood on a sweater your mom gave you here...
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Gundam Retal
GM III
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Post by Gundam Retal on Mar 29, 2004 19:12:12 GMT -5
/me Carl sits in the middle of a large room with banners, tables, and balloons. On the tables sit cakes, drinks, and other assorted party items. Carl sits on the stage alone on a bar stool since no one is here yet. Yeah, I'm throwing a party for myself. How lame of me. *Retal walks in* Happy birthday! *eats the food wherever he could find it*
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Post by Gojira on Mar 29, 2004 19:13:09 GMT -5
*Aries's head lands in Carl's presents.* Aw, fucking weak, dude!!! *grins at Carl.* Oh, look at Aries! Aries isn't dead! Aries is a gross scary severed head, come ON! Puh-leeeaze. Arieses don't go down that easy. And Aries thinks he's getting blood on a sweater your mom gave you here... My mom doesn't get me clothes. /me Notices that Aries is not on his presents. You're bleeding on what I think is herd of hungry sheep that I was using for the Petting Zoo from Hell area. /me The herd of evil sheep rips Aries's severed to shreds.
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MARRIED Woman
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Post by Macabre on Mar 29, 2004 19:27:49 GMT -5
It was a Scary Movie reference, I believe.
*clears throat*
Anyway!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR CAAAAA-RRRRLLLL... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOOOOU!!
*throws confetti about*
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Post by Malakym on Mar 29, 2004 19:42:52 GMT -5
You're one year older! One year wiser! Rock and roll star, king, czar, and a kaiser! A roomful of friends! A mouthful of cake! Every present is for you, And it feels pretty great! You're the man of the hour, The V.I.P. You get the first slice, Of the P-I-E, But first blow out the candles, And make a wish, Put a smile on, 'Cause it's your birthday, Bitch!
note: this is form Sealab 2021
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Post by Fireball on Mar 29, 2004 19:57:27 GMT -5
Carl, since it's your birthday leave it to me, please. *goes Demon Fireball, transports Aries and myself to Hell. Brutilly kills Aries and leaves him in Hell with my good buddy Lucifer and his cool fallen angels* Happy birthday Carl.
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Post by Malakym on Mar 29, 2004 20:30:29 GMT -5
I got you a Airgun I got at Islands of Adventure.
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Post by Gojira on Mar 29, 2004 20:46:25 GMT -5
A greater gift would have been bringing me to Disney, but it's cool. I'm probably going this summer.
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Post by Draco Starcloud on Mar 29, 2004 20:48:06 GMT -5
Then you don't need any more bloody sweets, starches, carbohydrates and other icky artery-plugging stuff to make you even doughier than you are! You're one to talk, CBG. Happy birthday Carl. I hope you got some sweet shit for your b-day.
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