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Post by AiNoShini on Mar 7, 2004 19:15:59 GMT -5
Ai smiles, and looks Raz in the eyes.
"Yes...Until death do us part."
Ai pulls his gun out of his holster and points it at Raz's head.
"And since this marriage is nothing more than a rebellion against improper administration in our eyes, I suppose we should die."
Ai squeezes the trigger, blasting a hole in Raz's head, then turning the gun on himself, and kills himself as well.
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Post by otaku on Mar 7, 2004 19:31:57 GMT -5
....a very beautiful wedding indeed
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Post by Gojira on Mar 7, 2004 19:35:18 GMT -5
Jesus Christ!
/me A bearded guy wearing a white robe waves to Carl from the back.
Oh, hey, man. Didn't see you back there. No, I'm talking about this.
/me Points to his new shoes covered in brain matter and blood.
Wow. This wasn't funny at all. Umm, let's go back to dramatic mode, shall we.
/me Carl drops to one knee and picks up Raz.
Why? Why? WHY!?
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Post by † Raz Version 3.5 † on Mar 7, 2004 19:59:13 GMT -5
Raz looks up at Carl.
I CAN'T FUCKING DIE.
Raz sits up, and scratches his nuts. Then looks over at Ai.
Damnit, I really wanted a homosexual encounter too.
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Post by Gojira on Mar 7, 2004 20:00:22 GMT -5
Oh, that's right.
/me Carl still pulls out the bullet and tosses it into his pocket.
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Post by Sabbatine on Mar 7, 2004 21:04:08 GMT -5
what is this a soap oprea?!
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Post by Mikaru on Mar 8, 2004 0:45:03 GMT -5
*Runs up to the scene*
Great, now what are we going to do now? We got a Dead Groom, a still living Raz with a bullet hole in his head, and an altar covered in grey matter and blood!
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Post by Fireball on Mar 8, 2004 1:08:55 GMT -5
*from behind the giant cross at the alter* Jesus! Yes? That was sick and wrong. Somebody crucify me now! *pulls out a cross, jams it down Raz's throat. Sizzles are heard* If you won't die you'll still be in eternal suffering. So, who wants a STRONG drink?
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Post by Draco Starcloud on Mar 8, 2004 3:10:57 GMT -5
what is this a soap oprea?! A really bad one to be precise.
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Post by NeoEllis on Mar 8, 2004 14:53:43 GMT -5
Something wrong, Fireball?
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Post by † Raz Version 3.5 † on Mar 8, 2004 15:43:41 GMT -5
*from behind the giant cross at the alter* Jesus! Yes? That was sick and wrong. Somebody crucify me now! *pulls out a cross, jams it down Raz's throat. Sizzles are heard* If you won't die you'll still be in eternal suffering. So, who wants a STRONG drink? Crosses only work on the damned, you fucking idiot. Raz brings his knee up over his head, slaming the full blunt force of his knee cap into Fireball's nose shattering the bone and sending a squirt of blood outward. Raz then positions his hands around Fireball's head and flips upward off the ground and lifts himself into a vertical position above Fireball's head. With Raz's feet pointed at the sky, and swings himself outward, grabbing both of Fireball's arms in the process and then drives the poor bastard into the hard wooden floor nose first.
Raz places his foot on the back of Fireball's head and begins to press down rubbing Fireball's broken nose into the floor.Listen bitch, your completely unoriginal, and not even worth an ounce of my time. If I wanted to kill you, I would have already done it. Why don't you go back to your emo heart filled moarning shit, and leave me the fuck alone. Because I am one road, you don't want to tread. Raz kicks Fireball in the back of head, driving his broken nose harder into the ground.If you haven't noticed, I'm trying to clean up my image. I don't want to waste my time with a newb like you.
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Post by Gojira on Mar 8, 2004 18:41:05 GMT -5
Eh hem, I do all of my ceremonies in a court-house or secular chapel setting. You would not find any crosses, statues, or anything vaguely religious in here.
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Post by Macabre on Mar 8, 2004 18:47:15 GMT -5
...How beautiful. Touched me deep inside.
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Post by Maverick on Mar 8, 2004 19:58:33 GMT -5
Eh hem, I do all of my ceremonies in a court-house or secular chapel setting. You would not find any crosses, statues, or anything vaguely religious in here. *points to Jesus* What about him?
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Post by Gojira on Mar 8, 2004 20:02:08 GMT -5
*points to Jesus* What about him? He's a close friend of mine. No problem. Besides, look who's sitting next to him. /me The Master Chief, the Predator, Boba Fett, and Mickey Mouse wave to Mav.
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