Pkmatrix
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The OTHER Kaiju Freak
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Post by Pkmatrix on Apr 13, 2004 18:43:01 GMT -5
There are records of God talking to Moses. There are records of Osiris rising from the dead. There are all kinds of records and they can prove the existance of whatever you want. Manae is refering to official Roman census records from that period. If you know the story of Jesus' birth, then you'll know that the reason Joseph and Mary were in Bethelhem was because they were on their way to Nazareth so they can be counted in the census. Also, there are other official records refering to Jesus, who the Romans thought was trying to start a rebellion. Anyways, let's drop this right here before we turn this into a religious debate. EDIT: ...Or he could be talking about Tacitus. Either way, its a Roman record. Now let's drop it.
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Post by Malakym on Apr 13, 2004 20:48:07 GMT -5
I've snorted a few pixie sticks in my life I need rehab.
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Post by † Raz Version 3.5 † on Apr 14, 2004 14:16:40 GMT -5
What would happen if I locked a Lion, Tiger, Cheetah, Jaguar, Panther, and Bobcat in the same small cage, after replacing a pint of their blood with Steroids?
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Post by Gabriel on Apr 14, 2004 14:17:59 GMT -5
Now THAT...is a good idea. We should really do that. We'd make thousands upon thousands. I say that the lion would be the final victor...as much as I enjoy the tiger more...
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Post by Otaku on Apr 14, 2004 14:23:09 GMT -5
I say.......DO IT!!!! that would be funny as hell.
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Post by Malakym on Apr 14, 2004 14:26:42 GMT -5
That's sick! Now... if you somehow breed them...
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Not so lazy Viper
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Is it weird that the churh i go to is called MPB O.o
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Post by Not so lazy Viper on Apr 14, 2004 14:58:49 GMT -5
That's sick! Now... if you somehow breed them... I think Sabby here is into animal sex... O.o Anyways.... I think they would break out of the cage, and go on a killing spree, then go to the local bar and get drunk and end up on the street with make up on, and a wad of cash stuffed in a pair of panties they didn't know they had on.
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Post by Wag on Apr 14, 2004 15:43:28 GMT -5
What would happen if I locked a Lion, Tiger, Cheetah, Jaguar, Panther, and Bobcat in the same small cage, after replacing a pint of their blood with Steroids? The Jaguar would win. It has the strongest bite of any feline animal, and also cannot be tamed due to it's deep-seeded agressive nature and unpredictability.
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Post by Gabriel on Apr 14, 2004 15:56:58 GMT -5
But lions are made to be fighting machines. They have so much experience fighting, they'd knock the crap out of all the others, unless it were to be attacked by multiple other cats.
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Nowhere Man
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"To call a man my friend, he must be equal to me in all regards." - Griffith, Berserk
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Post by Nowhere Man on Apr 14, 2004 16:07:58 GMT -5
Tigers are the biggest cats on earth... My vote goes to them.
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Post by Gabriel on Apr 14, 2004 16:13:24 GMT -5
I thought they would win one on one with a lion, too, but I was proven wrong. Get discovery channel? They have a series pitting virtual animals against each other...Lion beat tiger. That made me sad.
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Post by Jimmy "The Doorman" Manae on Apr 14, 2004 16:40:35 GMT -5
That's also not something that can be decided with one simulation. And then it'd still be just that: a simulation. I put my money on the tiger winning. It's biggest, and has good speed. Might take a beating, though.
Overall, I agree with the break-out-and-slaughter theory, though.
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Post by Lazy Kitty on Apr 14, 2004 18:37:30 GMT -5
I think Sabby here is into animal sex... O.o Anyways.... I think they would break out of the cage, and go on a killing spree, then go to the local bar and get drunk and end up on the street with make up on, and a wad of cash stuffed in a pair of panties they didn't know they had on. Nay just cat sex.
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Post by NeoEllis on Apr 14, 2004 18:43:18 GMT -5
No victors, a pint of steriods would kill them.
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Not so lazy Viper
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Is it weird that the churh i go to is called MPB O.o
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Post by Not so lazy Viper on Apr 14, 2004 18:51:01 GMT -5
*pulls a mouse sex comic from under Sabs matress* Riiiiight.....
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