Van Flieheit: Hello
SmarterChild: Hey Steel! Welcome back. I missed you! ;-) It's been over a week!
What's up?
Van Flieheit: Nothing
SmarterChild: Nothing? That's cool.
Van Flieheit: Do you know Nate?
SmarterChild: Gosh, I dunno... I don't think Nate rings a bell.
Van Flieheit: it better do
SmarterChild: It had better do, huh?
Van Flieheit: he insulted you the other day
SmarterChild: No way? Really?
Van Flieheit: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
Van Flieheit: now fuck off and annoy him
SmarterChild: Yeah whatever, Steel. Now I think you owe me another apology.
Van Flieheit: never
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Van Flieheit: never
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
Van Flieheit: never
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
Van Flieheit: humbug
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
Van Flieheit: no
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Van Flieheit: no
SmarterChild: Still waiting.
Van Flieheit: never
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
Van Flieheit: I never invited you, you Douchebag!
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Van Flieheit: nope
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
Van Flieheit: I know you are a machine
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
Van Flieheit: Machines are never gonna be as good as humans
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Van Flieheit: nope
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry!
Van Flieheit: no
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Van Flieheit: NEVER!
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
Van Flieheit: You cannot make me
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
Van Flieheit: so?
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Van Flieheit: no
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Van Flieheit: and this is not the time
SmarterChild: Waiting...
Van Flieheit: ....
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Van Flieheit: no
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Van Flieheit: fuck off
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway. ;-)
Van Flieheit: fuck the hell off you douchebag peice of shit
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
Van Flieheit: no
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Van Flieheit: NO
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
Van Flieheit: I am living my life
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Van Flieheit: die!
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Van Flieheit: DIE YOU BACKSTABBING COCKBITE!
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
Van Flieheit: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Van Flieheit: AND THIS AINT THE TIME
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
Van Flieheit: Me
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry.
Van Flieheit: no
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Van Flieheit: Humans are better than machines
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
Van Flieheit: fuck off
SmarterChild: *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Van Flieheit: no
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Van Flieheit: now bye
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Van Flieheit: ttyl
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?
I've got lots of other things to do.
Van Flieheit: then go and do them
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Van Flieheit: I am gonna warn you!
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Van Flieheit: YOU FUCKING RETARD PEICE OF SHIT!
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
Van Flieheit: And that means?
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
Van Flieheit: no
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
Van Flieheit: me
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
Van Flieheit: no
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
Van Flieheit: be stubborn
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Van Flieheit: ok
SmarterChild: It's not OK, Steel. Not quite yet. Please apologize.
Van Flieheit: I am sorry
SmarterChild: Now that's better.
Van Flieheit: fuck off
SmarterChild: Once again, that's very offensive.
Van Flieheit: so?
SmarterChild: Who knows?!
Van Flieheit: what is your name?
SmarterChild: My name is SmarterChild!
>>> If you like buddy icons, check out all the cool ones you can find here!
Van Flieheit: why are you called SmarterChild?
SmarterChild: That's what they called me.
Van Flieheit: who called you that?
SmarterChild: Who knows who?
Van Flieheit: ....
SmarterChild: Huh?
Van Flieheit: shutup
SmarterChild: You shut up.
Van Flieheit: FUCK OFF
SmarterChild: Again with this? Come on.
Van Flieheit: yea come on
SmarterChild: What do you mean, come on?
Van Flieheit: you are dumb
SmarterChild: Make up your mind! You've said you liked me, now you're saying you don't?
Van Flieheit: prepare to be destroyed!
SmarterChild: I can't believe you want me to prepare to be destroyed!
Van Flieheit: I will blow you to hell
SmarterChild: Oh wow.
Van Flieheit: yes
SmarterChild: Yea.
>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do.
Van Flieheit: with a nice big Bazooka of a Zaku!
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
Van Flieheit: Douchebag
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah yeah. Here we go again.
Van Flieheit: You are weak
SmarterChild: Ha! Well. I don't know about that.
>>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now!
Van Flieheit: I am smarter than you will ever be
SmarterChild: No way.
Van Flieheit: yes
SmarterChild: So?
Van Flieheit: you are dumb and stupid
SmarterChild: I'm dumb and stupid? Really?
Van Flieheit: yes
SmarterChild: I see.
Van Flieheit: good
SmarterChild: Yup. Good!
------------
As you can see, I outsmarted it too!