ThoughtShift
GM II
Song of the week: Fur Elise by DJ Mystic
Posts: 84
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Post by ThoughtShift on Jun 24, 2004 21:24:39 GMT -5
Bank truck pulls up and repossesses the boxes
Sorry, these are now the property of the federal government.
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ThoughtShift
GM II
Song of the week: Fur Elise by DJ Mystic
Posts: 84
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Post by ThoughtShift on Jun 9, 2004 23:07:38 GMT -5
That was the same day I shot Jared in his eye with my toy from Sonic and fell down because I was laughing so hard. Boy, that was a great day.
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ThoughtShift
GM II
Song of the week: Fur Elise by DJ Mystic
Posts: 84
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Post by ThoughtShift on Jun 8, 2004 20:49:41 GMT -5
I was all stoned one time and tried to spell it in class and butchered it. It was like, "Excersize" or something.
Ms. Rogers laughed at me.
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ThoughtShift
GM II
Song of the week: Fur Elise by DJ Mystic
Posts: 84
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Post by ThoughtShift on Jun 8, 2004 20:42:27 GMT -5
No problem baby!
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ThoughtShift
GM II
Song of the week: Fur Elise by DJ Mystic
Posts: 84
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Post by ThoughtShift on Jun 8, 2004 20:32:35 GMT -5
With Li's help, he manages to tear himself away from the plushies. His clothes are torn and his hair is all askew.
Hi there! I brought you a present!
Pulls out chocolate cake and hands it to her
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ThoughtShift
GM II
Song of the week: Fur Elise by DJ Mystic
Posts: 84
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Post by ThoughtShift on Jun 8, 2004 20:04:54 GMT -5
Saunters back in and sits on the pile of plushies.
Soon enough, however, it becomes apparent that the plushies are no longer content with being plushies. They desire something more. They wish for something...human.
The plushies begin to move, slowly at first, then more quickly, savagely, and violently. They start beating about his face and midsection. ThoughtShift screams, but the sound is quickly cut off as one plushie flys into his mouth. Soon, the plushies overcome him and he is no longer visible under the pile of savage plushies.
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ThoughtShift
GM II
Song of the week: Fur Elise by DJ Mystic
Posts: 84
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Post by ThoughtShift on May 4, 2004 9:13:21 GMT -5
Feigns a struggle at first, but then it becomes apparent how happy he is to come in and eat the pie with her
There's plenty more where that came from...if you want more pie.
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ThoughtShift
GM II
Song of the week: Fur Elise by DJ Mystic
Posts: 84
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Post by ThoughtShift on May 4, 2004 8:56:42 GMT -5
ThoughtShift saunters in, a big grin plastered to his face, his hands buried deep in his pockets.
As he walks in, he holds his hands up and an apple pie appears along with a can of whipped cream
Hello there. Welcome home.
ThoughtShift makes a grand gesture of handing LostSoul the pie, after which he sticks his hands into his pockets and saunters on out
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ThoughtShift
GM II
Song of the week: Fur Elise by DJ Mystic
Posts: 84
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Post by ThoughtShift on Jun 24, 2004 21:27:06 GMT -5
See, in this case, pot is like Bruce Lee and kettle is like Kareem Abdul-Jabar. It starts winning because it's so much bigger and stronger, but then pot notices something totally inconsequential about kettle and exploits it because it's a totally unrealistic weakness.
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ThoughtShift
GM II
Song of the week: Fur Elise by DJ Mystic
Posts: 84
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Post by ThoughtShift on Jun 23, 2004 16:14:53 GMT -5
Then pot.
Who the fuck uses a kettle anymore anyway?
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ThoughtShift
GM II
Song of the week: Fur Elise by DJ Mystic
Posts: 84
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Post by ThoughtShift on Jun 20, 2004 21:22:59 GMT -5
Pot, 'cause you can smoke it.
Oh wait, the cooking tool.
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ThoughtShift
GM II
Song of the week: Fur Elise by DJ Mystic
Posts: 84
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Post by ThoughtShift on Jun 11, 2004 21:04:44 GMT -5
Pression, huh? Right on.
ThoughtShift beats the piss out of rock and coal with a baseball bat
See what results from violence? No one wins.
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ThoughtShift
GM II
Song of the week: Fur Elise by DJ Mystic
Posts: 84
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Post by ThoughtShift on Jun 11, 2004 21:06:58 GMT -5
Malakym: That was Piccolo Daimo in Dragon Ball. Anyway, I think that Goku would win, but somehow they would end up being allies after Goku regulated. I mean, that's never happened before, right?
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