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Post by AiNoShini on Jan 31, 2004 21:41:24 GMT -5
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Post by Gojira on Jan 31, 2004 21:47:05 GMT -5
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
October 12, 2052
at the age of 63 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Drowning (11%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on October 12, 2052, as you slip silently into the night.
Personality Test
ACCOUNTANT
(Submissive Introvert Concrete Thinker )
Carl
Like just 7% of the population you are an ACCOUNTANT (SICT)--reserved, meticulous, and dependable. While being called an accountant isn't really that cool, neither are you. You aren't exactly the life of the party, but you do have fun, and the people close to you really do love you.
There are basically two kinds of accountants, and you most likely fit into one of the two categories:
male
female
Seriously: accountants are good at whatever they do. They can always be trusted, especially by their friends. They almost never cheat or steal. (Some real-life accountants do, however, they are probably Judges (DICT)). You probably have a wonderful relationship with your family
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Pkmatrix
GM III
The OTHER Kaiju Freak
Posts: 601
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Post by Pkmatrix on Feb 4, 2004 19:04:10 GMT -5
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
October 11, 2058
at the age of 72 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (24%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Heh, I'm gonna live longer than Manae. ^_~
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Post by X on Feb 5, 2004 19:36:35 GMT -5
You can expect to die on:
September 15, 2064
at the age of 78 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (28%)
Cancer (26%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Confusion (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
-----AND---
DREAMER
(Submissive Introvert Abstract Feeler )
Xtermo, Like just 11% of the population you are a DREAMER (SIAF)--reserved and imaginative. You are basically the shy, silent type. You don't have much interest in facts and figures or most of what's going on around you, but the internal worlds you build for yourself are rich and complex.
Luckily, your creativity and strong heart mean you have a deep personality evident to anyone who gets to know you. It's just that not many people do, because most everyone thinks you're a loser. Talk to yourself less, other people more, little shaver.
OMG! It's like they know the REAL me!!! ;p
*11:59 PM Sep. 15, 2064...*
Ha! I'm still alive, Spark! F*** YOU! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I- hey... That's weird... I can usually feel my left arm... GAH!!!! *falls over dead*
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Post by Angel Aries on Feb 5, 2004 22:06:26 GMT -5
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
January 20, 2052
at the age of 66 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (34%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
(Damn. Aries wanted to die of a botched anal probe...)
ARTIST
(Dominant Introvert Abstract Feeler )
Like just 4% of the population you are an ARTIST (DIAF)--creative, adventurous, and deep. Although you are an introvert, your dominant ideas lead you to assert yourself often--especially through your work. You actively put your creativity to constructive use, and because you are ruled by your heart you are less likely to be inhibited by logic.
You have an intuitive understanding of emotion and know how evoke it in others, but the real world can be a prison of foolishness and embarrassment if you don't get your head out of the clouds a little more. Also, you are 87% likely to write poetry. Please, for the love of God, stop now.
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Triyun
GM III
Correct me if I'm wrong but are you asking for a Challenge!!!!!!!!
Posts: 739
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Post by Triyun on Feb 5, 2004 22:27:55 GMT -5
I'm dying at 70 and am an experimenter
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Post by Crazy 8 on Feb 11, 2004 21:06:14 GMT -5
I will die on August 15, 2069
at the age of 80 years old.
Heart Attack (31%)
Cancer (30%)
Homicide (9%)
Drowning (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
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Post by CygnusMkII on Feb 12, 2004 15:19:32 GMT -5
February 26, 2059
at the age of 69 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (35%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Like just 3% of the population you are a BUSINESSMAN (DECT). Hide the children and protect the bunnies, basically. In ancient times you would be a deadly barbarian. These days, you're perfect for Wall Street. You prefer concrete thinking to a more creative style, and your direct modes of thought and action help you succeed in whatever you may try to accomplish.
Your forceful and outgoing personality can make you seem like a hothead, but because your mind ultimately rules your heart you rarely let your emotions get in the way of your goals. By the way, think of Genghis Kahn buying seven million pork bellies on the trading market, and then eating half of them, and you have yourself. Good luck.
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Post by Eurasiase on Feb 13, 2004 2:09:10 GMT -5
Personality test- Accountant.
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Hanazawa Rui