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Post by NeoEllis on Mar 30, 2003 14:06:01 GMT -5
Ah yes, this game. In case you've never played it, it works like this. Take your favorite quote and carefully substitute the word "pant" or "pants" to develop humorous retoolings of the quotes. Quite fun.
Examples:
Vicious- "The leader ship of the Red Dragon clan has changed pants, my pants are the only pants."
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You're going to be a great wizard Harry, it's in your pants.
Have fun ^_^
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Post by CygnusMkII on Mar 30, 2003 15:04:59 GMT -5
That one was mine! ^_^
"...and now, in anticipation on your insight into the pants..."
"The fate of Destruction is also the Joy of Pants!"
"The Angels hold the Fruit of Life, Man hold the Fruit of Knowlege. Evangelion Unit01 now holds them both, and therefore becomes pants. "
"Sore wa pants desu."
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Post by Angel Aries on Mar 30, 2003 19:52:52 GMT -5
"American pants, Russian pants, all made in TAIWAN!!" - Pantsageddon-
"What's your name?"
"Well, my name is Pants. But most people call me...Pants." -Blazing Pants-
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a pants." -Gone with the Pants-
"So what do you need? Besides a miracle..."
"Pants...lots of pants..." -The Pantrix-
"First rule of assasination: kill the pants." -Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Pants-
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Post by CygnusMkII on Mar 30, 2003 21:41:33 GMT -5
"Garma, blame this on the misfortune of our pants."
"No, I am me. I became myself through the instrumentality of pants."
"Don't abandon pants. Don't ignore pants. Don't kill pants!"
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Post by neoviper7 on Mar 31, 2003 17:31:23 GMT -5
"you want answers?"
"I WANT THE PANTS!!!"
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PANTS!!" a few good pants
"if you ride with me, you'll get the chance to kill some pants"- bravepants
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Post by X on Mar 31, 2003 19:42:19 GMT -5
"There is no pant." -The Pantrix
"Everybody pants." -Minority Repants
"Where's the pants?" -Pants council commercial
"No. Luke- I am your pants." -The Pantspire Strikes Back
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Post by Angel Aries on Mar 31, 2003 23:05:48 GMT -5
"There's a shortage of perfect pants in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours." -The Princess Pants-
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my pants. Prepare to die." -The Princess Pants-
"I'm a cybernetic organism: living pants over a metal endoskeleton." -The Pantsinator 2: Judgement Pants-
"How can I help?"
"Get this man pants!" Oh, it's you. Forget the pants!" -Superpants III-
"The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were pants." -Top Pants-
"Put...the pants...back!" -Young Pantsenstein-
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Post by Renee Aarons on Apr 1, 2003 13:32:53 GMT -5
"Use the pants, Luke." -A New Pants
"Pants the Final Frontier"-Star Pants
"All for one, and Pants for all!"-The Three Pantsketeers.
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Post by NeoEllis on Apr 4, 2003 19:10:51 GMT -5
"I'm pants..." - Pantsami Rei- Neon Genesis Pants: The End of Pants
"What's wrong with being a pants?!" -Tenpantswa Akito, Martian Pants Nadesico
"Leave me pants."- Saiya, Blood: The Last Pants
--And just in case inserting "pants" isn't perverse enough for you, try leaving the quote by it's self but adding "-in my pants" to the end.--
"Amuro, I'm doing someing extremely evil in my pants." -Pantsable Char, Char's Pants Attack
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Post by X on Apr 4, 2003 23:13:27 GMT -5
*dies laughing*
Okay, how's aboot a song...
"Weeeeeeeeee're of to see the Wizard- The wonderful Wizard of Pants!" -The Wizard of Pants
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Post by CygnusMkII on Apr 5, 2003 19:04:51 GMT -5
"That which pants, pants." -Misato Pantsuragi, Neon Pants Evangelion.
"Ah, Pants-chan." -Tomoyo, Pants Captor Sakura.
"Why do we have to hang around pants?! I'm not just a guide to show pants around Hong Kong?! Doshide?"
"Well, My pants told me to." -Conversation between Meilin Li and Pants Li, Pants Captor Sakura, the Movie.
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Post by Renee Aarons on Apr 5, 2003 20:11:17 GMT -5
"I see your pants are as big as mine." ~Spacepants
"Darkness beyond twlight, crimson beyond blood that flows, buried in the stream of time is were your pants grow. I pledge myself to conquer all the pants that stand before me with the pants bestowed in my unworthy hand. DRAGON PANTS!"~ Lina Pant: The Panters
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Post by NeoEllis on Apr 5, 2003 20:35:26 GMT -5
(*shakes an angery fist at Renee* Damn you! You got to the Dragon Slave before me....oh well.)
"A specter is haunting Europe, the specter of Pants." -Karl Pantx
"Peace, Bread and Pants" -Leon Pantsky
"The chain is only as strong as it's weakest pants" -P.I. Lenin
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Post by Renee Aarons on Apr 6, 2003 18:52:06 GMT -5
(do forgive me but I love that spell!! Its my favorite.)
"Don't bring back the pants!!" ~Miharu: Pantsarki
"Ever hear of Evil Kanieval (sp?)?"
"No, I never saw Pants Wars."~Pantsagedon
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Post by Angel Aries on Apr 6, 2003 21:44:59 GMT -5
"In this life, men are either Kings or Pants."
"You see? Who told you this?"
"Napoleon Bonapants." -The Pants of Monte Cristo-
"A new model?"
"Yes, and I've given it the name 'Pants'." -Gundam Pants, Episode 34: '...And Its' Name Is Pants'-
"Semper Fi, Do or Die, PANTS, PANTS, PANTS!!!" -Full Metal Pants-
"Go, Pants! Go, Pants, Go! Flyyyyyy, Pants!" -SpiderPants-
"And once more, we play our dangerous game. A game of chess...against our old adversary...the American Pants." -The Hunt for Red Pants-
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