Things You Need To Know About the MS Pilot Bar

[Gojira]

Welcome to the MS Pilot Bar. There are many things you might want to take into consideration about our little establishment.

Our Specialty Drinks Are:

Red Comet
Aneval Hammer (Pending, I believe)
Lightning Count (AKA Char Lite)
Flaming Amuro
Byg Zam

Please PM to add more to our list if I've forgotten any.

On killing and deaths:
Here at the MS Pilot Bar, there is a good bit of what you would call wanton violence. It is not uncommon for someone's brain to be blown out, stabbed bloodily, impaled, disentigrated, ect. If you happen to be killed, don't think we don't like you. Everyone has been killed once or twice in the past. It's all in good fun, after all.
We also take great pride in our cloning facilities and machines. They are so advanced that your essence is brought back into your new body, and you can remember everything from your previous body (including your death).

On the Restroom:
Men be warned. In stall #3 there is a toilet monster, a vile, nasty creature that resembles GINO except he brown. He does have an oozy liquid form, but is rarely seen in that state. He is known for his Viper Chili and owns a little depraved Chihuahua.
Stall #7 has Jim, the Blackhole, or more accurately the Wormhole. He leads to a dumpster outside where two other Jims wait that create a continuous cycle of pain and misery over the dumpster. It's kind of cool the first few times, though. Jim has also been known to lead to hell itself.

On the Bar Itself:
The bar changes every 60 or so pages to fit the vision of one lucky patron who gets to post it. There is one rule that I, Gojira, the Bartender, will not allow any unauthorized personell to step behind the counter with me at any bar at any time. Failure to comply will result in termination of the offender.

If anyone has anything they wish to add or comment on, please PM me or AIM me at GojiraYoda .

[Zorak]

*start History File*
Bar History Lesson, Abrieved version:

The Mobile Suit Pilot Bar was created my Maverick (aka Ippiki Okami) a few years ago at Gundam.com . It was merely a thread then, basically identical to our main bar except there was no page limit. The MS Pilot Bar easily dominated the General forum at Gundam.com, for along time. Crazy 8 would also make his grill awhile after. However, not all was good. After awhile, the Mods of Gundam.com's forum exerted control of the bar, forcing it to fuse with Crazy 8's grill. Meanwhile, members and Mav himself moved the bar to other forums, including AnimeX.com , Gundam.com's bretheren.

Zeon Hunter was around this time created by Gojira, and it soon created the Town area on its own board.

The MS Pilot Bar(s) grew and grew, and got more posts and postees. Finally, one day at AnimeX.com, the second true mod offense to the bar (1st being the G.com forced combination of C8's thing and Mav's) began. The RPG forums there hit new restrictions, and Kalei Chan, a mod there, closed down the Bar. Tumult swept through, many members screamed bloody murder at Ben Koshy (Aka Lone Wolf/ Amuro, the owner of Gundam.com and AnimeX.com). Ben Koshy banned many of the offenders, and many just left with them, outraged at some of the bannings. Maverick, around this time, created this very board. Zeon Hunter Boards shut down, and would later on return here as our Town area.

Finally, Gundam.com's Malakah, closed down the Bar there. With that, a huge Surge of members joined, screaming Bloody Murder once again. And with that, our ranks slowly grew and grew. We would pick up members from Gundamwatch/ AnimeMech, some banees and just normal members. More and more people from Gundam.com / AnimeX.com would also come, and soon people from other places began to build up here, creating this utopia...

The MS Pilot Bar.

*End History File*

[Zorak]

Deleted the Non Actual Fact File posts, just to save room.
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Begin History File: Char999

Char999 started off as a member Zeon Hunter Apartments, Gojira's once proud board. He had come there from Gundam.com, like many had. He was a good member then, actually.

However, one day, Char999's own Proboards board was so calledly 'hacked'. This event triggered something, and Char999 became a spammy flammer at Zeon Hunter. After many warnings, very very many, he was banned. And so, it seemed that problems with him would have ended.

But they didn't.

He would join under other names, lieing about his identity, he would guest post, get so called 'friends' to post for him, and generally raise hell all over Zeon Hunter. He would eventually move to the point to calling our 'Mother' of MSPB, Ryo, bad names, along with alot of other people.

We constantly ragged him to just leave, stop joining. But he persisted, under so very many many names.

Until finally, one day, he stopped. Or rather, Zeon Hunter closed down around this time. And so this board came into existance. Char would join once or twice, but finally he dissapeared from existance. More than likely thanks to Gunn, who "sicced a virus on his computer and murdered his system." Hopefully, this great offender of the Bar and good posters in general, will stay gone forever.

End History File.

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[Gojira]

The name of the town that the MSPB is located in is, in fact, named Neutral Town. If you don't believe me, check out the name of the Mall.

Edit: However, 'Town of MSPB' or 'MS Pilot Bar Town' are acceptable (though not exactly accurate, as Goji said), seeing as how MSPB governs Neutral Town, and how the Bar itself is Neutral also.