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Post by CygnusMkII on Aug 16, 2003 1:23:27 GMT -5
It's past 12:00! Aries is now to the point where we can call him 18 years old! Not quite to legal drinking age, but still...
A tiger-striped, mango-tinted Beanbag (sorry Sean) is set atop a neon green/orange petestool. A throne.
A moat of scotch surounds it, and shot glasses are readily available.
In front of the maestoso setup is a stage, playing a prepetual play. A pink Acguy mudwresling a Ham-Ham in a giant robotic Hello Kitty.
*choppers are heard, and in comes the Kitsune and Mutsumi clones*
*looks at watch*
Hey, it's 2:22 AM!
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Post by Zorak on Aug 16, 2003 9:15:18 GMT -5
Zorak appears in a firestorm, carrying presents, along with some Balls and Leo's for exploding.
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Post by Macabre on Aug 16, 2003 12:35:10 GMT -5
*barges through the door carrying an enormous paddle with the word "ARIES" engraved into it*
*grins*
So where is the birthday boy, eh?
*swings the paddle a few times testingly*
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Post by CygnusMkII on Aug 16, 2003 13:42:16 GMT -5
Aries, the post office was closed, so I'll send your cookies Monday. Sumimasen!
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Post by Lita Maxwell on Aug 16, 2003 13:44:46 GMT -5
*Carries in a huge cake, sidesteps around RDD * ^^;;;;;;;;;
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Post by Angel Aries on Aug 16, 2003 15:47:30 GMT -5
*Aries bungees in, in his best black shirt and overshirt, boots and khakis, wearing his glasses and his usual grin.*
CHEEEEEEE!!!!!!
*Aries grins and does a few revisions, putting on the new Weird Al CD, and stringing up a banner that totes the words: "Phillips Is A German, He Have My Pen!"*
*Aries detatches his bungee on an upswing, then tucks himself into a ball and flips down onto his feet, then stands in a delusionary pose.*
Yeeeeees...YEEEEEES...THE POWAH...Buwahahahahaha!!! THE ABSOLUTE POWAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! ARIES NOW BE EIGHTEEN!!!! THE UNIVERSE IS HIS TO COMMAND!!!! TO CONTROOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!
*Aries' power trip finishes when he sees Mutsumi blow him a kiss and giggle shyly, blushing.*
Oooh, DAY-mn...you guys sure know how to make an Aries feel wanted...!!
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Post by CygnusMkII on Aug 16, 2003 15:51:34 GMT -5
*hugs Aries*
Bon anniversaire!
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Post by Zorak on Aug 16, 2003 15:55:37 GMT -5
Heh. I have a few presents in mind for you Aries, one of which I have PMed you about.
*Makes some Balls and Leos explode*
Wahahahaha!
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Post by Angel Aries on Aug 16, 2003 15:57:40 GMT -5
Oh, and you mixed champagne into those cookies, dinja, Cyg?
And you cooked off all the alcohol, and you couldn't figure out why the cookies were as soggy as they were when you pulled 'em outta the oven, aye?
*Aries grins, then hops up onto his throne, whips out a super-long bendy straw, dips the end into the scotch moat and starts suckin' away.*
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Post by NeoEllis on Aug 16, 2003 15:58:56 GMT -5
*walks in dragging in a 10 foot long fish behind him*
But this isn't any ordinary 10 foot long fish....
Kore wa...
*rases fish above his head*
The ULTAMATE Magical Sword Fish
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Post by Angel Aries on Aug 16, 2003 16:05:40 GMT -5
*Kaolla Su, rigged onto Aries's bungee, drops down and eats the fish.*
*Aries grins and jams to "Couch Potato", Weird Al's parody to "Lose Yourself" by Eminem, which is actually pretty damn funny.*
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Post by CygnusMkII on Aug 16, 2003 16:06:36 GMT -5
All of weird Al's parodies are funny!
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Post by NeoEllis on Aug 16, 2003 16:07:57 GMT -5
Hey! That fish had the power to tickle Raz!
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Post by Angel Aries on Aug 16, 2003 16:10:28 GMT -5
Fuck!!!
*Aries starts throttling Su.*
Coughitupcoughitupcoughitupcoughitupcoughitup!!!
Su: I can't!! I don't know where it went!!
Fuck!!!
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Post by CygnusMkII on Aug 16, 2003 16:12:13 GMT -5
*nudges Ellis*
I think Aries is already on the sauce...
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