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Post by Suicidal Toast on Jun 8, 2004 18:31:59 GMT -5
As I type this, I am in summerschool. Yippee. As amazingly mind blasting as that sounds, it gets better! It's a computer based program, and I'm learning about punctuation! Yippee! Gosh golly darn, I think I'll use it all the time! I like those little ex!!!!clam!!!!!!!atio!!!!n ma!!!!!!rks! Boy!!!!! This is!!!!! fun!
By the way, at no point does it explain that they come at the end of a sentence. All it says is that they are used to show excitement.
Not only all this, but it's in a mind blasting color scheme of pixilated purple and blurry black! Complete with little yellow words of encouragement when I do well and little sad faces when I'm wrong (These keyboards suck. I accidently typed wo instead of who)
To top it all off, each lesson consists of pushing enter over and over again as the tutorial takes its sweet time explaining the difference between "who" and "which".
Did I mention I took this same course last summer?
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ThoughtShift
GM II
Song of the week: Fur Elise by DJ Mystic
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Post by ThoughtShift on Jun 8, 2004 19:53:00 GMT -5
Gotta tell ya, that sounds like it sucks. I'm glad I'm not there now. I will be soon, however. Yes, it's true. Your most admired scholar and worldly tutor, ThoughtShift, must take summer school. And it fucking sucks. I'm sorry Ms...Lozer. Heh.
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Post by Suicidal Toast on Jun 8, 2004 19:59:20 GMT -5
*Sad face*
It's me, silly.
Boy, if I hadn't taken a bunch of that medicine you gave me...
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ThoughtShift
GM II
Song of the week: Fur Elise by DJ Mystic
Posts: 84
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Post by ThoughtShift on Jun 8, 2004 20:14:40 GMT -5
I know it's you. I'm just poking fun, baby.
OOoh, that sounds like you're having a good time then. I am too!
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Post by Suicidal Toast on Jun 8, 2004 20:16:35 GMT -5
I would bloody tear my goddamn eyes out and spray gushin eye-blood all over the computers if I was actually here.
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ThoughtShift
GM II
Song of the week: Fur Elise by DJ Mystic
Posts: 84
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Post by ThoughtShift on Jun 8, 2004 20:18:44 GMT -5
Damn...it's gonna be okay.
That sounds...kinda life-threatening, possibly.
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Post by Suicidal Toast on Jun 8, 2004 20:20:27 GMT -5
*Collapses from frustration, still pushing enter over and over again, the tutorial doing nothing for anyone*
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ThoughtShift
GM II
Song of the week: Fur Elise by DJ Mystic
Posts: 84
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Post by ThoughtShift on Jun 8, 2004 20:24:01 GMT -5
Walks into the room, rips the monitor off of the desk and hurls it against the wall on the opposite side of the room, then starts kicking the shit out of the tower
This computer...ain't nothing but a bitch.
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Post by Suicidal Toast on Jun 8, 2004 20:25:49 GMT -5
*watches with a grin*
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ThoughtShift
GM II
Song of the week: Fur Elise by DJ Mystic
Posts: 84
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Post by ThoughtShift on Jun 8, 2004 20:28:11 GMT -5
Pulls out a .50 calibur Desert Eagle semi-automatic and pumps all eight rounds into the computer
Yeah.
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