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Post by EternalHellSpawn on Dec 9, 2002 16:21:46 GMT -5
you know how it goes. And I ain't got nuttin' better to do.
Factories, toxic waste and chemicals, they have strange effects on all of the animals...
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Post by NeoEllis on Dec 9, 2002 16:29:25 GMT -5
...who happen to carry out mitiois. Only 5 things in my pocket can...
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Post by EternalHellSpawn on Dec 9, 2002 16:34:25 GMT -5
...can save me from this horrible damnation called...
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Post by NeoEllis on Dec 9, 2002 17:23:36 GMT -5
....the United States of Capitalism. In other news, monkeys are now thought to....
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Post by CygnusMkII on Dec 9, 2002 22:30:38 GMT -5
Replicate Eniak, and arre trying to use it for global domination. Fortunatly monkies aren't smarter than humans so they don't pose...
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Post by LiCrow on Dec 10, 2002 18:26:57 GMT -5
... Nearly as much of a threat as humans, in all their stupidity. Meanwhile, the king of the squirrels...
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Post by Angel Aries on Dec 10, 2002 19:53:26 GMT -5
...recently abdicated, to be replaced by Pope John Paul II. So now the Pope is the head of the Roman Catholic Church and the Great Squirrel Empire. But, the Pope, in all his wisdom, decided to merge the two together, to create...
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Post by LiCrow on Dec 11, 2002 12:42:01 GMT -5
... "Two worlds, One Nation!", as the President of Earth so boldly proclaimed in Armitage the Third. But the fusing was just not meant to be. The breakup was caused by the humans who...
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Post by NeoEllis on Dec 11, 2002 16:01:10 GMT -5
....have not only two feet, but also two hands. One the date of the break up, 34 years ago.....
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Post by Halo on Dec 11, 2002 17:09:12 GMT -5
everyone started getting eating disorders and all the homless hungery people were saved! but then.............
Halo
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Post by Angel Aries on Dec 11, 2002 18:54:07 GMT -5
...A giant carnivours jelly donut ate...
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Post by Halo on Dec 11, 2002 21:11:02 GMT -5
........ godzilla's toes and in a conter attack, godzilla.......
Halo
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Post by Angel Aries on Dec 11, 2002 21:25:46 GMT -5
...stood on his head. However, he lost his balance and fell into the sea. In his place, a Pikachu jumped up on top of Tokyo Tower and...
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Post by EternalHellSpawn on Dec 12, 2002 9:42:17 GMT -5
... was being brutally assaulted by the Great Melinko, who was...
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Post by Li on Dec 12, 2002 13:19:47 GMT -5
...desperately trying to figure out why no one knew wh othe fuck he was. Suddenly, a monkey with a nuke jumped up from the sewer and...
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