Ochiru Anime is no longer

[SMaiitsoh]

To Whom It May Concern:

I am the Vice President of Crash Cinema© and its subsidiary, Anime Crash©. I would like to take a moment to speak with the "members" of this "message board".

Recently it was brought to my attention that the webmaster of this site, Ochiru Anime, was using this site solely as a base for spreading lies and propaganda about our company, the great Crash Cinema© and its subsidiary, Anime Crash©. We are currently in the process of filing charges of slander against the webmaster. We have also persuaded the hosting company of this miniscule site to hand all access and controls over to this site, including this message board, in exchange for an agreement to not sue them as well.

We have singled out the ringleaders of this ring of bandits and have thusly banned them from this board. They are:

tiakall
The Dave
Arion Hunter
Medius
Uniquita33

However, I in no way wish to hold any sort of grudge against the users of this message board for being swindled by such a scandalous, bitter teenager. We at Crash Cinema© want you to be the first to receive news of our next great releases to hit local stores. We wish to promote discussion related to our fine and upstanding company. If you have any questions concerning this move, you may use the "Private Message" button to send me a message, in a similar fashion to email. I will be on as often as I can in order to help this lost message board find its place on the World Wide Web.

Don't forget to check our our main site, www.animecrash.com.

Sincerely,
J_Veronico

As the letter from our most esteemed vice president explains, the scandalous Ochiru Anime has been shut down. As an affiliate of this Ochiru Anime, I feel it prudent you be informed of this change of ownership, and I heartily welcome you to come visit the new and improved Anime Crash board, wherein we will preview trailers for our new shows, discussion on our shows, and discussion about your friendly Crash Cinema© staff.

Sincerely,
S_Maiitsoh

[MegaRaptor]

Gee, look, even more legaleese jargon.

*snicker*

[Zorak]

I swear to god, someone ban this guy.

PS: YES I KNOW.

[Jimmy "The Doorman" Manae]

People need to do these things a week early or something. I mean, nobody falls for it. Wait, let me rephrase that. Nobody with a functioning brain falls for it. I was thinking of posting up a little joke on my comic site myself, but it's so pointless since people expect it.

What was it, though, last week that Anime Keep and their partners did something like this? Purposefully early, and everyone paniced and was formatting their hard drives and such

[Squall01]

ok I'm oblivious to this sort of stuff,but what the heck is he doing exactlly. He trying to send a virus to people or something?

[MegaRaptor]

No, it's a long story involving the fact that Ochiru Anime's name used to be Anime Crash and they got in trouble with a company that obtained the rights to the name after they were using it. The admins of that site are just playing around.

[Draco Starcloud]

This guy is a shit-faced liar and I hope GB is seriously going through with his threat of legal action!

On the subject of April Fool's Day stuff, why don't we have a funny banner? MR! Make a funny banner fall from the sky!

[Zorak]

What you all missed was Mav's large post attacking him, before I mentioned to him that it was an April Fools Day joke.