Gunn
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Post by Gunn on Apr 19, 2004 18:28:22 GMT -5
Well, boys and girls, I've got some bad news.
About 45 minutes ago my Aunt Tony died.
My aunt was not a good woman. In fact, I considered her to be a horrible parasite on my Uncle Steven's life, which was slowly straitening out until she sunk her teeth into him. But he loved her anyway, and I was starting to come around to her.
My uncle just bought a brand new hauling truck, and started his own business.
He was on a hauling trip through Colorado when she had a massive heart attack. My mother is probably going to have to go up there and drive him back. Chances are I may have to accompany her.
So, if I'm not on for awhile, you know why.
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Gunn
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Post by Gunn on Apr 19, 2004 17:43:23 GMT -5
I agree. Canada is better than the U.S.
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Post by Gunn on Apr 18, 2004 13:54:48 GMT -5
No, because a hobo technically does not have a home or own any property. The box is community property. Therefor you can blow it up, set it on fire, or just piss on it for fun.
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Gunn
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Post by Gunn on Mar 28, 2004 8:07:37 GMT -5
You'd have to be deaf to have not heard it. *Pulls out his headphones, which have been blasting "I Want to Conquer the World" for the last 15 hours.* What?!
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Gunn
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Post by Gunn on Mar 26, 2004 13:41:29 GMT -5
Well pardon. If you really have such a problem with so many people on, I'll stop leaving the bar open while I do other things, bleah. Personally I think he was more making this as a joke since it has been so long since most of us have been on, me, for instance. I'm already looking for signs of the apocolipse.
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Gunn
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Post by Gunn on Mar 24, 2004 17:33:00 GMT -5
I consider cyber sex to be rather stupid, really, and I've never gone into an adult chat. What I HAVE done before, was pull pranks in lesbian chats, and act like one, just to piss them off and shit. I just like pissing people I don't know off. ;D I find that constantly fragging people on online games fulfills that need quite well.
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Gunn
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Post by Gunn on Mar 24, 2004 14:40:26 GMT -5
14. The saddest part about the entire experience was that I knew more about what I was doing than anyone else in the room.
EDIT: Ok, I'm not changing that post, because it's just way too damn funny.. but I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY!
I meant that I came in, and almost immediately got into an arguement, and knew more about how to get my point accross better than anyone in there. Needless to say, I won the arguement.
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Gunn
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Post by Gunn on Mar 26, 2004 13:43:47 GMT -5
Meh, at least I was understandable. To an extent, yeah. It's really hard to type when you're drunk, though.
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Gunn
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Post by Gunn on Mar 24, 2004 15:38:39 GMT -5
Puke green t-shirt that says "Ex-Phone Solicitor" Dark blue jeans. Wallet chain. Crappy pair of socks. Hawk feet neclace. Black boxers.
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Gunn
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Post by Gunn on Mar 24, 2004 14:37:50 GMT -5
yeah rose said you showed her a pic of you with the mohawk Yep, I did. It's pretty old now... I'd do the mohawk thing again if it didn't require freakin' glue... god, I hated that crap. I dyed the whole thing apple green. Looked ugly as hell. I liked it for awhile, though. And to clear up any other questions: FH is my younger brother. He's been in and out of the bar now and then for a year or so. Personally, I try to stay out of the bar when I know he's posted recently, for the sake of not ripping his head clean off and setting his corpse on fire. I'm a loving brother, aren't I? And Aries, you get killed by me because I have been around longer than you. It is your destiny to be killed by me. Over, and over, and over again. That should cover just about everything.
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Gunn
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Post by Gunn on Mar 15, 2004 12:29:42 GMT -5
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Post by Gunn on Mar 8, 2004 4:27:51 GMT -5
Bryce Alan Weber.
Bryce, taken from a novel my mother read previous to her pregnancy, in which the lead character was a daring, dashing, and very egotistical prick and gunfighter.
Alan, my father's middle name.
I think it fits me rather well.
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Gunn
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Post by Gunn on Apr 5, 2004 19:56:39 GMT -5
Nice
New Banner. Thanks Lita. =]
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Post by Gunn on Apr 19, 2004 18:00:54 GMT -5
One word: Hah.
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Post by Gunn on Jan 4, 2004 19:08:51 GMT -5
...for the good of the cause... and for personal satisfaction, he walks over, grabs Aries by the collar, drags him out of the room, and into the street. 5 minutes later, he returns, dragging Aries by the collar. Aries is now unconcious and bleeding from the nose, mouth, and ears. Aside from the blood, his body is thoroughly bruised, clothing ripped, and several ribs are cracked in multiple places, and it's mostly a miracle that Aries has survived the beating.
Gunn drops Aries' limp body into a chair, and sets up a foot petal he can opperate, to drag Aries to the podium if he gets an award. Aries is also now clad in a muzzle, straitjacket, and ankle shackles, to keep him from doing anything absolutely retarded, if he manages to exit the coma he's just been put into.
Gunn sighs with pleasure and sinks back into his seat.
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