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Post by MegaRaptor on Jan 5, 2004 2:46:29 GMT -5
hehehe... I found this funny. Name: Mega Raptor You will conquer: Europe (except for Britain). Your title will be: Archmage You will succeed by: Brute military force (Penguins of the World, UNITE!). Your Enforcers will be: Predators (from the Predator). Your first act as ruler: Take a whiz. memegen.deskslave.org/viewmeme.pl?un=Demonac&meme=1064930787 |
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Post by Fireball on Jan 5, 2004 3:01:46 GMT -5
I got.
Name: Fireball
You will conquer: the Entire World, but most of it is devastated in the process.
Your title will be: Justicar(what the heck is a Justicar?)
You will succeed by: Brute military force (Quebec Separatists).
Your Enforcers will be: Smart-mouthed Robots (from MST3K).
Your first act as ruler: Claim to be "bigger than Jesus!"
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Post by neoviper7 on Jan 5, 2004 3:03:52 GMT -5
name: felipe
You will conquer: the Entire Internet (except for Al Gore).
Your title will be: Tsar
You will succeed by: Brute military force (Texas Militia).
Your Enforcers will be: Shapeshifting Secret Police.
Your first act as ruler: Name a successor. Then have your successor killed (he was probably after your job).
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Post by Draco Starcloud on Jan 5, 2004 3:11:38 GMT -5
Name: Draco Starcloud
You will conquer: your Home Town (and rename it South Park).
Your title will be: President
You will succeed by: Sending back a computer virus from the future to eliminate the opposition.
Your Enforcers will be: Jem Hadar (from Star Trek, Deep Space Nine).
Your first act as ruler: Take a whiz.
Notes
1. Justicar? *begins laughing* THere's a joke behind that.
2. Just make luck....I got useless Enforcers!
3. Holy buckets! I just ran Cyg's real name through there. It's f-ing hilarious.
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Post by Crazy 8 on Jan 5, 2004 11:08:12 GMT -5
Name: Crazy 8
You will conquer: Jay Leno's chin (that's some serious real-estate).
Your title will be: Primogen
You will succeed by: Building a giant Earthquake machine.
Your Enforcers will be: Jay and Silent Bob.
Your first act as ruler: Build an invincible fortified palace on the Moon
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Post by Zorak on Jan 5, 2004 11:38:46 GMT -5
Name: Zorak
You will conquer: the United States of America (void in Tennessee).
Your title will be: Warlord
You will succeed by: A plot hole.
Your Enforcers will be: Greenpeace (they may not be tough... or do ANYTHING... but at least they are expendible).
Your first act as ruler: Have Pinky and the Brain imprisoned (just in case).
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Name: Zorak Brak
You will conquer: Primetime Television (the new reality show is "I WIN, YOU LOSE!").
Your title will be: Imperator
You will succeed by: Brute military force (Quebec Separatists).
Your Enforcers will be: Orcs (millions of them! nothing beats orcs!).
Your first act as ruler: Force Time Magazine to name you Person of the Century... no, the Millenium!
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Name: Rawanu
You will conquer: the Entire World, except Antartica (those Penguin Guerrillas prove impossible to dislodge).
Your title will be: Commander
You will succeed by: Getting your boss elected (then killing him for carreer advancement).
Your Enforcers will be: Telemarketers (you are just THAT evil).
Your first act as ruler: Build an invincible fortified palace in Washington (and use the White House as your doghouse).
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Post by Steel on Jan 5, 2004 13:35:10 GMT -5
hehehe... I found this funny. Name: Mega Raptor You will conquer: Europe (except for Britain). Your title will be: Archmage You will succeed by: Brute military force (Penguins of the World, UNITE!). Your Enforcers will be: Predators (from the Predator). Your first act as ruler: Take a whiz. memegen.deskslave.org/viewmeme.pl?un=Demonac&meme=1064930787Britain shall never fall MUHAHAHAHAHA! ;D --------------- Name: Richard Pooley You will conquer: your Home Town (and declare it a disaster area). Your title will be: Emperor/Emperess You will succeed by: Killing Osama Bin Laden. Your Enforcers will be: Storm Troopers (from Star Wars). Your first act as ruler: Build an invincible fortified palace in Washington (and use the White House as your doghouse) Name: Van You will conquer: Asia (except for South Korea, because Starcraft has honed their tactical skills to unbeatable levels). Your title will be: Primarch You will succeed by: Brute military force (One big Battlemech. Really big...). Your Enforcers will be: Storm Troopers (from Star Wars). Your first act as ruler: Claim to be "bigger than Jesus!" |
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Post by Wag on Jan 5, 2004 13:50:45 GMT -5
Name: Wag
You will conquer: the United States of America (except for Texas).
Your title will be: Sultan
You will succeed by: Getting a cameo on the Simpsons (doh!).
Your Enforcers will be: Greenpeace (they may not be tough... or do ANYTHING... but at least they are expendible).
Your first act as ruler: Build an invincible fortified palace under the sea.
BWAHHAHA - Thus, I have conquered America! Now I will begin to build my INVINCIBLE FORTIFIED PALACE UNDER THE SEA wherein I will house my many nuclear weapons!
Edit: Wow I just ran my real name through and here's what I got...this is probably alot more like what it would really be like
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You will conquer: the Entire World, except for the bits nobody wanted anyway.
Your title will be: Lord (regardless of gender)
You will succeed by: Mind controlling them all.
Your Enforcers will be: Flesh Eating Bacteria (also known as Cheerios).
Your first act as ruler: Have your Home Town wiped from the face of the Earth.
Yes...the hometown wiped from the face of the earth would definately be in the top 3.
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Post by NeoEllis on Jan 5, 2004 15:36:30 GMT -5
Name: ****** *********-Ellis
You will conquer: the United States of America (and make if illegal for Jay Leno and Conan Obrien to make fun of you).
Your title will be: Leader
You will succeed by: Earning billions on a fake Dot-Com stock issue.
Your Enforcers will be: Mindflayers (from D&D).
Your first act as ruler: Name a successor. Then have your successor killed (he was probably after your job).
Still feel safe about using PayPal?
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Post by AiNoShini on Jan 5, 2004 15:59:17 GMT -5
Name: Ai
You will conquer: Europe (except your forces are inexplicably defeated in France).
Your title will be: Archmage
You will succeed by: Brute military force (Robot Hunter-Killers).
Your Enforcers will be: Rainbow Six (from the Tom Clancy book of same name).
Your first act as ruler: Contract Vampirism (undead live forever).
Name: Eric
You will conquer: the United States of America (and make if illegal for Jay Leno and Conan Obrien to make fun of you).
Your title will be: Warlord
You will succeed by: Building a giant Earthquake machine.
Your Enforcers will be: Ninjas (they flip out and kill people).
Your first act as ruler: Have France wiped from the face of the Earth.
^ That one kicks ass.
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Post by Raz on Jan 5, 2004 16:05:46 GMT -5
Name: Raz
You will conquer: Asia (except for Japan, because it turns out their "police" have heavy weapons and attack helicopters).
Your title will be: Colonel
You will succeed by: Building the tallest skyscraper in the world (with a key structural weakness that causes it to collapse onto a key government building).
Your Enforcers will be: Rainbow Six (from the Tom Clancy book of same name).
Your first act as ruler: Invest in Microsoft.
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Pkmatrix
GM III
The OTHER Kaiju Freak
Posts: 601
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Post by Pkmatrix on Jan 5, 2004 17:03:41 GMT -5
Name: Pkmatrix
You will conquer: the Moon. Beat that.
Your title will be: President
You will succeed by: Wearing shiny pants.
Your Enforcers will be: The Antarans (from Masters of Orion II).
Your first act as ruler: Write a motivational seminar entitled "Why I am Overlord, and you are not."
Name: Paul
You will conquer: Europe (except for the Vatican, which holds you off by casting Protection from Evil with their Pope powers).
Your title will be: Commander
You will succeed by: Getting yourself elected (by a miscount due to hanging chads).
Your Enforcers will be: Rainbow Six (from the Tom Clancy book of same name).
Your first act as ruler: Make it illegal to say anything remotely unflattering about you (including sarcastic or facetious complements).
Name: Paul Kenneth Matrix
You will conquer: your Home Town (and rename it after yourself).
Your title will be: Sir (regardless of gender)
You will succeed by: Terrorism (pretending to have chemical weapons so the US would attack you. But all that did was cost you your country, so you had to resort to conquering the old fashioned way: telemarketing fraud!).
Your Enforcers will be: Jem Hadar (from Star Trek, Deep Space Nine).
Your first act as ruler: Ban Movie Trailers that give away plot twists.
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Post by CygnusMkII on Jan 5, 2004 18:00:09 GMT -5
Name: Cygnus
You will conquer: the United States of America, but the house-to-house fighting is much bloodier than anticipated (even the old grannies have a .44 for self-defense).
Your title will be: Baron
You will succeed by: Building a Weather machine add-on for your Palm Pilot.
Your Enforcers will be: Nobody. You are so powerful that you don't need the help!
Your first act as ruler: Build an invincible fortified palace in your home town.
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Post by Angel Aries on Jan 5, 2004 19:33:50 GMT -5
Name: Aries
You Will Conquer: The Entire Universe (Except for Arrakis)
Your Title Will Be: Lord (regardless of gender)
You Will Succeed By: A Complete Accident
Your Enforcers Will Be: The Antarans (From Masters of Orion II)
Your First Act As Ruler: Remove anti-hate/bigotry laws just to see what would happen.
Aries takes over the entire universe over the course of an accident? Yeesch, sounds like Aries, doesn't it?!
*grins.*
Lord Aries...Aries likes the sound of that...
Aries...Lord of the Universe Except For Dune!!
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Magna
GM III
Protector of the weak, God of the Black Flames.
Posts: 341
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Post by Magna on Jan 5, 2004 19:43:19 GMT -5
Here's Mine...
Name: **** ******* *****-Magna
You will conquer: the Entire World, except for a small group of rebels who live in a secret underground city near the Earth's core.
Your title will be: Primogen
You will succeed by: A complete accident.
Your Enforcers will be: Batman villains (nobody is going to risk pissing off the Joker, Penguin, Mr. Freeze, the Scarecrow, Bane, the Clock King, Poison Ivy, Two-Face, the Riddler, and the rest of that endless freak parade).
Your first act as ruler: Take a whiz.
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Name: Magna
You will conquer: Marguerita-Ville (now you get royalties every time they play that song).
Your title will be: Overlord
You will succeed by: Creating a brilliant computer virus.
Your Enforcers will be: The National Rifle Association (bow before the might of Charlton Heston!).
Your first act as ruler: Impose World Peace.
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