Magna
GM III
Protector of the weak, God of the Black Flames.
Posts: 341
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Post by Magna on Jan 5, 2004 19:43:51 GMT -5
Here's Mine...
Name: **** ******* *****-Magna You will conquer: the Entire World, except for a small group of rebels who live in a secret underground city near the Earth's core. Your title will be: Primogen You will succeed by: A complete accident. Your Enforcers will be: Batman villains (nobody is going to risk pissing off the Joker, Penguin, Mr. Freeze, the Scarecrow, Bane, the Clock King, Poison Ivy, Two-Face, the Riddler, and the rest of that endless freak parade). Your first act as ruler: Take a whiz.
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Name: Magna You will conquer: Marguerita-Ville (now you get royalties every time they play that song). Your title will be: Overlord You will succeed by: Creating a brilliant computer virus. Your Enforcers will be: The National Rifle Association (bow before the might of Charlton Heston!). Your first act as ruler: Impose World Peace.
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Wind
GM III
Gone...
Posts: 675
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Post by Wind on Jan 5, 2004 19:55:46 GMT -5
Name: Wind You will conquer: Europe (except for the Vatican, which holds you off by casting Protection from Evil with their Pope powers). Your title will be: Commander You will succeed by: Getting yourself elected (by a miscount due to hanging chads). Your Enforcers will be: Rainbow Six (from the Tom Clancy book of same name). Your first act as ruler: Make it illegal to say anything remotely unflattering about you (including sarcastic or facetious complements).
Name: Daniel You will conquer: Primetime Television (the new reality show is "I WIN, YOU LOSE!"). Your title will be: Overlord You will succeed by: Cloning an army of yourself ("Me, Me, Me..."). Your Enforcers will be: Orcs (millions of them! nothing beats orcs!). Your first act as ruler: Ban everything unhealthy (then exempt yourself for the ones you enjoy).
Name: Daniel ********* You will conquer: Europe (except for Britain). Your title will be: Emperor/Emperess You will succeed by: Stealing the souls of a thousand fallen warriors to fuel your power. Your Enforcers will be: Batman villains (nobody is going to risk pissing off the Joker, Penguin, Mr. Freeze, the Scarecrow, Bane, the Clock King, Poison Ivy, Two-Face, the Riddler, and the rest of that endless freak parade). Your first act as ruler: Make sure that whenever your Enforcers kill someone, they kill ALL their parents and children too, ensuring that nobody remains to become a hero.
Name: Daniel Scott ********* You will conquer: the Entire Internet Porn industry (which is over 70% of the net anyway). Your title will be: Imperator You will succeed by: Spamming them into submission. Your Enforcers will be: Agents (from the Matrix). Your first act as ruler: Remove anti-hate/bigotry laws just to see what would happen
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Post by X on Jan 5, 2004 22:34:53 GMT -5
THE INTERNET IS MINE!!!
Name: Turrallian Xtermo You will conquer: the Entire Internet Porn industry (which is over 70% of the net anyway). Your title will be: King/Queen You will succeed by: Getting yourself elected (your opponent's name rhymed with Sodomy). Your Enforcers will be: Grammaton Clerics (from Equilibrium). Your first act as ruler: Have your Home Town wiped from the face of the Earth.
Name: Xtermo You will conquer: the Moon. Beat that. Your title will be: Sultan You will succeed by: Getting yourself elected (by a miscount due to hanging chads). Your Enforcers will be: Jay and Silent Bob. Your first act as ruler: Invest in Microsoft.
Name: ***irl name (edited to keep Steel away ;D)*** You will conquer: the Entire Non-Porn Internet (which is less than 30%). Your title will be: Warlord You will succeed by: Simply walking in and declaring yourself leader after they all died of an unrelated virus. Your Enforcers will be: Grammaton Clerics (from Equilibrium). Your first act as ruler: A Stalinesque Purge.
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Post by Steel on Jan 6, 2004 12:43:54 GMT -5
Name: ***irl name (edited to keep Steel away ;D)*** What was that?
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Post by Naz T Mann on Jan 6, 2004 18:18:43 GMT -5
Name: Naz T Mann You will conquer: the United States of America (and make if illegal for Jay Leno and Conan Obrien to make fun of you). Your title will be: Lord You will succeed by: Simply walking in and declaring yourself leader after they all died of an unrelated virus. Your Enforcers will be: Jay and Silent Bob. Your first act as ruler: Build an invincible fortified palace in Washington (and use the White House as your doghouse).
Name: Nazarian Thelonius Mann You will conquer: Kuwait (but you are starting to think it was a bad idea). Your title will be: President You will succeed by: Mind controlling them all. Your Enforcers will be: Jem Hadar (from Star Trek, Deep Space Nine). Your first act as ruler: Ban any movie with Dog/Ape/Boobs/Party/Dumb/Dude/Cat/Punk/Ernest/Twin/Titanic or Adventure in the name.
Name: (real name hidden to keep X from knowing it. Damn, too late) You will conquer: Europe (except for Britain). Your title will be: Overlord You will succeed by: Getting yourself elected (by a miscount due to hanging chads). Your Enforcers will be: The National Rifle Association (bow before the might of Charlton Heston!). Your first act as ruler: Contract Vampirism (undead live forever).
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Halo
GM III
Come on Mother bitches!
Posts: 585
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Post by Halo on Jan 9, 2004 10:46:42 GMT -5
Name: Halo You will conquer: Kuwait (but you are starting to think it was a bad idea). Your title will be: Justicar You will succeed by: Brute military force (Penguins of the World, UNITE!). Your Enforcers will be: An army of Assault Lawyers (preferably in Powered Armor). Your first act as ruler: Have France wiped from the face of the Earth.
How did they know? SCREW FRANCE!
Real Name
Name: You will conquer: the Entire World, except for a small group of rebels who live in a secret underground city near the Earth's core. Your title will be: Bill Gates You will succeed by: Spamming them into submission. Your Enforcers will be: The Antarans (from Masters of Orion II). Your first act as ruler: Take a nap.
Current Internet alias full name:
Name: Ennah Renada Sirc You will conquer: Antartica (but nobody noticed). France (but nobody noticed). Your title will be: Archbishop You will succeed by: Building a giant Weather machine. Your Enforcers will be: The Borg (from Star Trek: The Next Generation). Your first act as ruler: Hire a six-year-old to advise you. Any plan that a six-year-old can see the flaws in should be avoided at all costs.
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Post by Sabbatine on Jan 11, 2004 19:28:35 GMT -5
Name: Sabbat You will conquer:Europe (except for Britain). Your title will be: Overlord You will succeed by:Cloning an army of yourself ("Me, Me, Me..."). Your Enforcers will be:Orcs (millions of them! nothing beats orcs!). Your first act as ruler:Spend 100,000 gold on a Phylactery and make yourself a Lich (undead live forever).
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Tymo
GM III
Nothing from nowhere, I'm no one at all
Posts: 342
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Post by Tymo on Jan 11, 2004 22:25:16 GMT -5
Name: Tymo You will conquer: Europe (except for Russia... I mean, only a MORON would invade them in Winter). Your title will be: Primarch You will succeed by: Getting yourself elected (your only opponent was Jerry Springer). Your Enforcers will be: Conan Obrien's hair. Your first act as ruler: Write a motivational seminar entitled "Why I am Overlord, and you are not."
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Post by Velesia on Jan 14, 2004 11:08:30 GMT -5
Name: Velesia Silvirsword You will conquer: the United States of America (void in Tennessee). Your title will be: God You will succeed by: Brute military force (Flying Monkeys). Your enforcers will be: Saiyans (as in DBZ) Your fist act as ruler will be: To declare that the other gender are "not people" and thus have only the right to love and obey you.
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Post by MegaRaptor on Jan 14, 2004 14:51:35 GMT -5
*cracks up*
Vel, that's so like you it's not funny.
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Tymo
GM III
Nothing from nowhere, I'm no one at all
Posts: 342
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Post by Tymo on Jan 14, 2004 17:36:50 GMT -5
Your title will be: God Your fist act as ruler will be: To declare that the other gender are "not people" and thus have only the right to love and obey you. just a bit ;D
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Post by Renee Aarons on Jan 21, 2004 12:48:54 GMT -5
Name: Renee Aarons You will conquer: the United States of America, but the house-to-house fighting is much bloodier than anticipated (even the old grannies have a .44 for self-defense). Your title will be: Colonel You will succeed by: Terrorism (the Penguins pack a whollop!). Your Enforcers will be: Blastoise (from Pokemon). Your first act as ruler: Spend billions on research into immortality so you can rule for ever
Name: ****** *****-Me You will conquer: England (only to learn that England no longer includes India, which is what you really wanted). Your title will be: Archbishop You will succeed by: Single combat (crying like a little girl and curling up in a fetal position until they bend down to see what's wrong, and you kicking them in the crotch). Your Enforcers will be: Agents (from the Matrix). Your first act as ruler: Award yourself 3 Oscars, 4 Nobel Peace Prizes, NBA Rookie-of-the-Year, and a bucketload of all those lesser trophies.
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