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Post by LiCrow on Dec 28, 2002 12:32:15 GMT -5
This is sort of like a sentence game, with the exception that it's a story rather than a long run on sentence.
I start, anyone who wants to play adds on, okay?
Once, long ago, there lived a fairy, whom everyone said was horribly evil. They said he would as soon burn any living thing to death as look at it. This was not true. He did have the ability to do so, but had never wanted to. Despite this truth, most people avoided him, and the path to his home became over grown, and he himself forgotten until one day...
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Post by Crazy 8 on Dec 28, 2002 17:27:23 GMT -5
he had toaster problems. It stopped working, and he became angry. With his amazing abilty he burned his toast to black ashes. He was amazed by this. He started getting ideas. Bad ideas that will soon turn out to be.....
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Post by Gojira on Dec 28, 2002 17:35:03 GMT -5
the new sequel to Jurassic Park. Scary thought, no? Anyway, the fairy decided to cut his lawn...
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Post by CygnusMkII on Dec 28, 2002 22:19:48 GMT -5
..With orange juice. Yes, orange juice. The ferbies of the town began to talk, and set out on a witch hunt. Fairy, hunt... No. Bad choice of words... Well the ferbies of the town...
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Post by NeoEllis on Dec 28, 2002 22:27:18 GMT -5
...they don't like carrots...but that's another story. As for this one, to make a long story short there was a terrible war between the furbies and that one fairy. 6 million furbies where killed. This was not to suprising considering the fact that furbies have no arms and can't move very quickly. The fairy, upset by his killing spree...
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Post by Zorak on Dec 28, 2002 22:58:57 GMT -5
decided to take a long vacation to Shebiogen. Of course, the Farie has no clue where Shebiogen is (neither do I), so instead takes a trip to Australia. Crikey!
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Post by Angel Aries on Dec 29, 2002 3:33:41 GMT -5
However, the fairy was eaten by wallabies. Such a cruel and unrewarding fate, isn't it? Well, the Crocodile Hunter thought so, as he witnessed the death of the fairy by Wallaby attack while filming them. He expressed so while the camera was recording, and was promptly...
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Post by LiCrow on Dec 29, 2002 9:44:11 GMT -5
Eaten by a renegade gazelle that had snuck up on him, not realizing he was on the wrong continent and could not really do this. Suddenly, it began to rain, and the half eaten crocodile hunter began to melt. Soon, everyone saw what he really was!
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Post by CygnusMkII on Dec 29, 2002 13:50:20 GMT -5
...Quatre Rebarba Whinner! Shocked and disgusted, the Zeonic Mongooses left the poor bastard there to die. But suddenly, a miracle! Cr. Sanders found it in his forgiving heart to help the now disgruntled 15 year-old, and took Quatre to his lovely...
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Post by Gojira on Dec 29, 2002 13:58:14 GMT -5
...three-walled shack. But the shack fell ontop of them and they both died. Later, the mongoose jumped several other random people near...
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Post by Angel Aries on Dec 30, 2002 10:51:52 GMT -5
...the Argonath, who amounted to two men, one elf, one dwarf, and four Hobbits. As the people lay bleeding and moaning, the Zeonic Mongeese were captured by a battalion of Uruk Hai who were under the dark command of...
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Post by LiCrow on Dec 30, 2002 16:35:19 GMT -5
A rather disgruntled old monkey, who ate too much and slept all the time. Meanwhile elsewhere, someone discovered poor Quatre, and revived him using a special potion made of...
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Post by Angel Aries on Dec 30, 2002 18:16:41 GMT -5
...ground-up Zeonic Mongeese. And we can kinda guess who gave them THAT, now, can't we? Anyway, Disgruntled Quatre decided to take out his disgruntledness on the tiny town of...
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Post by Zorak on Dec 30, 2002 18:53:09 GMT -5
Canada, and attack it with a Giant Space Tweezer Cannon, the new weapon for the Sandrock. Unfortunately, His tweezers got caught on Dorothy's eyebrows, and the town of... Canada? What the.... Anyways, it was spared, whatever it was. The Fairy, who was brought back to life for Plot purposes, returned home even more angered than before.
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Post by CygnusMkII on Dec 31, 2002 10:38:59 GMT -5
(I guess that's the end of the story.)
Once upon a time there lived a milk cow. Now, this cow lived a very nice life up to the point where she took a vacation to Japan. (very big anime fan) When she got there everybody wanted to capture her! Not until a trip to the local library, did she find out that beef is a pricless commodity in japan, due to it being and island nation and that there isn't any room for live stock. Upon realizing that she was a delicacy, the cow...
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