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Post by Angel Aries on Jan 3, 2003 22:11:32 GMT -5
...determined to kill every last cheese he came across. Bob, the Last of the Plushicans, was slowly wiping out the Cheese Race. His obsession with the destruction of Cheese got to the point that...
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Feb 4, 2003 22:04:18 GMT -5
....destruction was not enough! He began to consume the cheese he so hated! This massacre would have continued if not for the efforts of........
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Post by Ryo on Feb 8, 2003 9:27:44 GMT -5
the cows! They chewed their hardest and soon the world was swamped by dairy products, leading to the revolution of
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Post by LiCrow on Feb 18, 2003 13:16:27 GMT -5
The UMCAFER, United Milk Cows Association for Equal Rights, which failed miserably due to internal conflict.
Meanwhile, in Zimbabwe...
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Feb 26, 2003 21:57:28 GMT -5
....a hoard of termites decided to build a mound to heaven! The termites got their mound to about 10,000 ft., but unfortunately.......
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Post by Exile on Feb 26, 2003 22:02:39 GMT -5
.... It wa too high and became an American symbol! So Terrorists Hijack little Jimmy's toy airplane and crashes into it causing the moung to be destroyed! The termites were so pissed they declared war but then realized they are powrless because there is no wood in the Middle East! So the became a country and joined the UN to support America In a middle east ass kicking!...
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Post by Angel Aries on Feb 26, 2003 23:24:02 GMT -5
...They were even lucky enough to get a veto seat on the Security Council! However, two countries' representetives had to fight to the death in order for the Termites to gain their seat, in the case, it was...
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Post by Mutant Headcrab on Mar 9, 2003 22:22:42 GMT -5
.....utter, utter madness! It became moot, however, when the termites were smooshed by the.....
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Post by Angel Aries on Mar 21, 2003 13:38:41 GMT -5
...the Old Man of Hoy, who could scratch and scratch for all he's worth, but he just can't get into Porky's house! Where is Porky?
*Cartoon pig dances around.*
Here he is! What a funny little chap...but Porky's one of the lucky ones! He survived the urbal upheaval of the thirties and fourties. For him, Jarrow is still just a memory, a harkener to the day when...
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Post by NeoEllis on Apr 8, 2003 14:12:53 GMT -5
...it looked as if the UMCAFER was on it's way to truly making the world a better place. Let us examine just what broke up the UMCAFER. It was all due to the efforts of the evil Mr McMongoose and his squad of purple fish. Armed to the teeth -er, gills (....) the squad of purple fish set out with but one goal in mind, to....
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Post by CygnusMkII on May 5, 2003 15:19:46 GMT -5
...to hunt down and kill every single member of the L.O.S.P.O.A.B.T.T.K.A.D. Unfortunately the L.O.S.P.O.A.B.T.T.K.A.D. was a dieing regime and there was no need to kill every single member. They decided to move on to the next acronym, naturaly it would be the U.M.C.A.F.E.R. When they arrived at the U.M.C.A.F.E.R. H.Q. they immidiately began to spray the area with "Lactoastintolerance gas". This attrocious display of cowaardice resulted directly in...
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