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Post by LiCrow on Dec 31, 2002 11:55:24 GMT -5
...thrust herself from a local bridge. But luckily she landed on a whale who happened to be passing by. The poor whale was so suprised, that he...
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Post by Gojira on Dec 31, 2002 11:59:53 GMT -5
...had a heart attack and died. So the dead whale and the lady floated downstream where a pod of very angry whales awaited...
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Post by Angel Aries on Dec 31, 2002 12:32:23 GMT -5
...with Anna Nicole Smith, the Giant Loafing Cow-Lady on the Sofa. However, a whaling ship sailed in and began launching...
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Post by NeoEllis on Dec 31, 2002 12:35:40 GMT -5
...giant killer DVDs at the monster. Much blood was spilled and to make a long story short there was a terrible war between the Smith clones (that's right) and the rest of humanity. Five thousand years later, the United Forces of non-Anna Nicole Smith finaly declared victory in the name of....
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Post by Angel Aries on Dec 31, 2002 12:47:29 GMT -5
...Richard Simmons, the one thing Anna fears! But, after peace was declared, Anna still held all of the Little Debbie factories. So, Richard had to be inserted into the biggest Little Debbie factory to...
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Post by CygnusMkII on Dec 31, 2002 12:52:54 GMT -5
...make people post longer sections of the story, other wise it's another sentence thread! Anyway, Richard, in the dark of night, pourded "chup" into mixing vats. What is "chup"? It is an ambiguous creation of Android Raptor, from animemech, and is thought to be magical. After analizing the thick off-white fluid-like substance, Groucho concluded that....
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Post by Gojira on Dec 31, 2002 12:56:08 GMT -5
...it was not safe to eat or drink. After his analysis, he went back to the posters and paintings at a local Jay's BBQ (local resturaunt in Baton ROuge that have like a thousand posters and pictures of the Marx Brothers). Meanwhile, a giant turtle named Gamera threatened the universe by...
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Post by Angel Aries on Dec 31, 2002 13:06:13 GMT -5
...trying to sell Raz Plushies on the weapons Black Market. However, the Raz Plushies asked if they could go ice skating with Gamera and he, stupidishly, agreed to it. However, there was one fatal flaw he failed to take into account...this flaw was that...
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Post by Zorak on Dec 31, 2002 14:12:26 GMT -5
....on the otherside of town Godzilla was selling Zorak plushies. Godzilla went up to Gamera and made a soup out of him, and fed all the hungury people of Future Afghanistan for life. Zorak then took a machine and turned all the Plushies alive. His Mantis Plushie Army first took over the weak nation of Canada, and then...
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Post by CygnusMkII on Dec 31, 2002 14:20:04 GMT -5
...mutany. The Zorak plushies killed Zorak while he slept, and took over France, the U.S. Portugal, and finaly, Paraguy. These countries...
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Post by NeoEllis on Dec 31, 2002 21:35:43 GMT -5
....became the U.N.P. The Untied Nations of Plushism. Ruled over, ironicly, by a cold hard computer. This comp's name was Sam, he liked rice and old children's fingers. One day, while playing with his rice stuffed childrens fingers he saw a magical sword fish and....
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Post by Angel Aries on Jan 1, 2003 10:59:37 GMT -5
...shrieked to his Plushie minions that he must have it, or he would sing Celene Dion songs. Of course, this was the only thing that can destroy a Plushie forever, so the Plushies rushed to comply with Sam the Computer's wishes. Ironically enough, though, someone else was in pursuit of the magical swordfish at the same time! Yes, indeed, it was the great archaeologist...
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Post by Zorak on Jan 1, 2003 16:00:05 GMT -5
Zorak! Ha! You thought he was Dead! And to the Plushies' dismay, as Zorak wielded the Magical Swordfish on them, it played "My Heart Will Go on and On", and therefor destroyed the Plushies forever.
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Post by NeoEllis on Jan 1, 2003 16:15:49 GMT -5
All but one anyway. His name was....was Bob, and to make a long story short, there was a terrible war between Bob and himself, that's right, a middle life crisis (hey, you would be depressed too if you were the last of your kind). The same magic the killed his commrades made him immortal, and thus, he forever wandered the earth....
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Post by NeoEllis on Jan 3, 2003 12:28:35 GMT -5
(OOC: But what if it is Zorak? What if it is?!
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